Bastardly Lady of the Day - Brittani

Borderline butterface, otherwise nice body. I'd pee in her butt.

weird face. i like the body.
2nd page first pic...odd combo: sport bra and rubber gloves

dosent she look like english footballer wayne rooney,, yeah 90%... and thats not good news,, espcially if u r a girl

yikes

sean penn??

That's a guy, right?

sarah hit it right on the money. took me forever to try to figure out who she looked like

I think she has a nice body maybe an 8.5 but the face gets a 5. She does have a kick ass entertainment center on the 1st page. Lots of storage and very modern looking.

she has the classic crackwhore face---nothing that a brown bag wouldn't solve, though.

It's Geddy Lee!

You should really think first before submitting pictures of all of your unattractive friends to a site like this. That's not a very nice thing to do.

Patrick Swayze?

She seems to be a nice girl

Pic 2 with the sports bra.... Did someone cut and paste Joe Pesci's head on your shoulders? "Do I look like a fawkin clown?"

http://xltronic.com/nostalgia/aphextwin.nu/v4/visuals/covers/windowlicke...

Too harsh?

She kind of looks like a thinner Sprout from Northern State.

GAH! This bitch is UGLY! Holy cow! She must be rich because otherwise no one would ever talk to her.

It's Kate Jackson with a wider honker!

I recommend a makeup lesson STAT. Maybe some spackle to fill in the pitted zones. You don't need to apply that blush with the same brush you use for painting your house, either. Great bod, though, it's obvious you work out, and it's probably where you got the misguided sense of confidence that made you submit yourself to this abuse. Also, there's no law that says you can't bring out the camera when you're NOT drinking...give it a shot sometime.

oh honey, i am so sorry...you knew it would be like this right?? anyway, you have a normal looking face and a great body, end of story (yes, she is definitely a younger kate jackson)

Wow. Dear god, you are ugly.

I'm not a fan of your face, though you have an adorable smile.

But your body is unreal, very nice.

body nice, face ugly.

"Borderline butterface." 100% butterface! I've never seen such a pathetic waste of bandwidth. I fucking wasted at least 1.2 seconds to see that loser picture of her pouring cheap sparkling wine into even cheaper glasses. The green mesh on the bottle almost made me puke. Take that fucking thing off next time you serve up some bubbly. And by thing I mean your top because your face is nothing to look at.

I'll be back at 11pm, tickets still on sale.

oh that poor thing......you can tell what she's going to look like when she's 45, kinda like the hooker on My Name Is Earl.....

Freddy Krueger's doppelganger

Don't read these a-holes crap. You're attractive and young. You have a great stomach and your tits are nice. NIce hair too, especially when you are cleaning house. The only thing I have to add that is negative is you have no lips. Does anybody else notice that these days? You could coach for the Pittsburgh Steelers. But it doesn't matter, people don't notice that. Forget I said it. You're hot and the a-holes that print negative comments here are losers who beat off in their mother's dirty underwear and get accosted by Tigger at WDW

i hope you have inner beauty

if not... i hope you have a paper bag

Nice bod. Busted mug.

YOUR MAKE-UP ON THE LAST PAGE IS GHASTLY!

yes youngman- you appear to be correct..if this is attractive to him imagine the atrocities that he got off with before..

This girl must have a lot of confidence, she looks like a fuckin tranny!

WOW, that is one UGLY sumbitch!

I have seen every single BLOD that's ever posted, and I'm going to venture to say that this is THE ugliest one yet.
Horrible, enormous nose, nonexistant lips, etc. And her friends are even uglier! (Is that possible!??)

Jesus Christ, I swear, when I saw that first picture, I thought I was watching I Am Sam!

HOWEVER....
On the plus side, this chick has an amazing body. I would pay 100,000,000 in cash for abs like that. And she seems like a sweet-natured girl too, which makes up for a LOT.

Mariana Seoane look alike. Google her, I'm too lazy to link...

I like you, I'd bang you with enthusiasm.

meth-facealicious....

OMFG!!!!! I think............. Patrick Swayze and Sean Penn turned gay and brought a UGLY BASTARDLY HE-SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUK!!!!!! get this S--- of the site ASAP............and her G.R.O.S.S. friends!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!! another BLOD wasted!!!!!!!!

-d-

I...well, she is not a model but i like her. Fun to hang with, get some beer goggles, and hang on for the ride i bet!

god damn...if i wasn't feelin lazy i'd bust out the paint program again

ugly

Please uncle tookie bust out the paint program!! Please! I will sit on your lap and wiggle (i am a girl)

you guys are so mean!

aww, honey. nice abs and nice hair :)

amazing body--nice hair, too.

NASTY ASS FACE

Banging body on page two, but the last picture about made me barf in the back of my throat. Jesus fucking christ what the hell did she do to her fucking face? Only thing she has going for her is her body....brown bagger time.

You seem very very sweet and adorable and you're a cutie. You're not trying to be all "I'm Ms. Down to Earth Tomboy Girl" just for this site to make people like you, so that's always a plus...

Brittani seems like a really real girl. Not sure why she cut a hole in her top to show us her back, but in the next pic she showed a really tight little body. Instead of comparing Bastardly Ladies to Angelina Jolie all the time, we should be comparing them to regular girls we'd see on the street. And if we saw Brittani on the street (not working the street) we'd want her. I think she'd be lots of fun.

She's not that bad, she's cute. Looks fun to hang around, I guess.

Borderline Butterface? Wrong side of the border...

Nice bod.

nice abs and legs

"I’m just a regular girl who likes to see people happy'
that is pretty much the opposite of bastardly

Nice abs and naturals.

I mean ... that last picture... do you have burn scars on your chin or do you just not know how to apply makeup?

You make Michael Jackson (with his skin peeling off) look like a high class lady.

just took a 2nd look at page 3, holy lord, a plastic surgeons wet dream, rhinoplasties for everybody!!

Sorry that was mean...Freddy's not that ugly

anything with a pulse will do for oldman

bitches please! Where are the "nice tits"??? There ARE NO tits in there! Just wrinkly nips! And rubbery deflated balloons. *UGH*

as for the person who wanted her abs, it's called THE GYM.. try it... And if you get anorexic you get BONUS body hair like that black brillo pad stuff on her arms!!

O.K. this is weird but the picture with the sports bra and the yellow rubber gloves is very hot, and I'm not sure why, ... but it is.
Pictures on page three made me spit out my Reeses mini pb cup on my desk. Thanks. How about a little warning next time before scaring us like that.
Overall, keep the sports bra and yellow gloves on and turn round and bend over and now we're getting somewhere.

Classic case of bad skin/acne and too much/wrong makeup to cover it up. Or is it the other way around? Too much/wrong makeup causing bad skin/acne. Try no makeup for 90 days and see if your skin doesn't clear up. No shit, this is real advice. Lay off the booze too.