Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy w/ Lauren Conrad & Audrina Patridge
Wednesday, February 21st, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
FYI to all directors, producers, horndogg actors, Ron Jeremy & Bruce Willis: These chicks are unemployed & will suckie-suckie for workie-workie.
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Double loads for each of them....
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HELL YEAH I'M LOOKING @ YOUR STRAWBERRY FLAVORED BOOBS. How 'bout a lick?
Holler horndogs!!!!!!
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audrina has the personality of a wet rag and lc is just a straight up bitch! i hate these two...plus they aren't that hot either
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Those would be the hottest lesbians EVER...
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Hey "what the Fuck" You couldn't fuck one if these girls if you tired. So stop hating and shut the fuck up. fucking hater ass mother fucker
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They make me want to touch myself.
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Lauren Conrad is so ugly. Her face makes me angry.
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lc looks like pinochio or something...and audrina is an elf/hampster child
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For some reason its not letting me post as my other name "what the fuck" so im posting under "i hate bobby" which is what this post is about...bobby you are prick shit at its best!! im a straight female girl and all i was saying is that i think these two lack in looks and personality. god! since when can i not have an opinion u piece of shit!
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All you girls are all the same, you all talk shit about these girls, you pick at there looks and judge how they act. You wish you could be where they are, or do what they are doing. Don't hate, girls just don't hate. When you talk down about these girl, I feel that you are really talking about yourselves. how would you like it the the rolls were switched and I said you were a fucking ugly bitch. you would hate it. thats all i'm saying.
fuck you
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Hey, I'm a woman. I think they're both pretty. Audrina is an idiot. LC is self-absorbed, self-pitying door mat. She'll grow out of it. Give her a few years. There's no hope for Audrina though so thank goodness she's cute.
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who the fuck are these nobodies?...one of them looks like she has down syndrome.
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This is completely false! I am friends with Lauren and this is so damaging to her and Audrina's characters! This is absolutely ridiculous!
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audrina's top lip is MIA.
& she looks tired all the time like a worn-out crackwhore....
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