Lindsay Lohan: Rehab Patient during the Day & Prostitute by Night

Eh. She's got OK legs...but those shoes are fug city.

At this point I'm hoping neither one of them makes it... they are both selfish, spoiled brats that don't deserve a damn thing out of this life. Goddamn I'm cranky.

You said it, MrPinchy!

Oh, and may I add Whoremaster 5000 Paris Hilton to the poll.

She raided the Olsen sisters shoe closet.

''Whoremaster 5000'' ...ha ha ha.

Ugly

leave her alone. yes, it's revealing but surprisingly not tarty thanks to those fug shoes and shapeless dress.

They can both die for all I care. Neither one will be seen as hot ever again, no matter what they do.

this britney thing's making my other favourite train wreck look pretty good

i'd douse this sexy ho's firecrotch...

DAMN but those shoes are HOOOOTTT! Me want!

[...] - Britney Spears tried to kill herself twice before she shaved her head [IDLYITW] and she may have shaved her head to avoid her hair being drug tested by FedEx [CelebSlam] - K-Fed and Britney’s mom have been taking care of the kids [ICYDK] - K-Fed is going to hold an emergency hearing for custody of the kids [Evil Beet] - Britney Spears as Nancy Drew [DListed] - Continuing Coverage of Britney Spears’ Meltdown 2007: The Nanny Speaks [Socialite’s Life] - Christina Aguilera pregnancy rumors [CelebWarship] - Angelina Jolie and Zahara at Mardi Gras [I’m Not Obsessed] - Howard K Stern claims he didn’t know Anna Nicole was going to die [yeeeah] - Lindsay Lohan is still f’ed up too [Bastardly] - Heather Mills will be dancing with the stars after all [Glitterati] - Kelly Clarkson’s reaction to Britney Spears shaving her head [Celebrity Puke] - Penelope Cruz and her hot sister [The Grumpiest] - Sienna Miller topless [Egotastic] - There’s going to be a Grey’s Anatomy spinoff with Taye Diggs [Seriously? OMG! WTF?] - This American Idol chick, Antonella Barba, has more naked drunken grabby pics than all the beauty contestants combined [Derek Hail] - Marcia Clarke had twin girls [Celebrity Baby Blog] - Ashton Kutcher flips off the runway [Agent Bedhead] - The stars’ Oscar diets [The Skinny Website] - A 38 year-old man is looking for a date to the Oscars, and he’s using Craig’s List. Line up. [Red Carpet Report] - Getting ready for the Oscars [popbytes] - Trista and Ryan of The Bachelorette are expecting a baby [Celebrity Baby Scoop] [...]

[...] - Britney Spears tried to kill herself twice before she shaved her head [IDLYITW] and she may have shaved her head to avoid her hair being drug tested by FedEx [CelebSlam] - K-Fed and Britney’s mom have been taking care of the kids [ICYDK] - K-Fed is going to hold an emergency hearing for custody of the kids [Evil Beet] - Britney Spears as Nancy Drew [DListed] - Continuing Coverage of Britney Spears’ Meltdown 2007: The Nanny Speaks [Socialite’s Life] - Christina Aguilera pregnancy rumors [CelebWarship] - Angelina Jolie and Zahara at Mardi Gras [I’m Not Obsessed] - Howard K Stern claims he didn’t know Anna Nicole was going to die [yeeeah] - Lindsay Lohan is still f’ed up too [Bastardly] - Heather Mills will be dancing with the stars after all [Glitterati] - Kelly Clarkson’s reaction to Britney Spears shaving her head [Celebrity Puke] - Penelope Cruz and her hot sister [The Grumpiest] - Sienna Miller topless [Egotastic] - There’s going to be a Grey’s Anatomy spinoff with Taye Diggs [Seriously? OMG! WTF?] - This American Idol chick, Antonella Barba, has more naked drunken grabby pics than all the beauty contestants combined [Derek Hail] - Marcia Cross had twin girls [Celebrity Baby Blog] - Ashton Kutcher flips off the runway [Agent Bedhead] - The stars’ Oscar diets [The Skinny Website] - A 38 year-old man is looking for a date to the Oscars, and he’s using Craig’s List. Line up. [Red Carpet Report] - Getting ready for the Oscars [popbytes] - Trista and Ryan of The Bachelorette are expecting a baby [Celebrity Baby Scoop] [...]

It's about time this trollop got back to being herself.