Bastardly Breaking News! Elizabeth Berkley does lunges like Jessica Biel!
Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
..but of course doesn't look nearly as hot as Jessica Biel doing them.
..but of course doesn't look nearly as hot as Jessica Biel doing them.
im so excited!
im so excited!
im so...scared...
hahaha
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I'd hit that nice big round fat ass.
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Not Jessica Biel, but still pretty hot.
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Maybe in a few years she'll start resemble Jessica Biel. But... oh, she won't, because she will be old and used. Jessica rulez.
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She has some womanly curves! She needs to do some MILF roles! How about a Saved by the Bell Bastardly moment?
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For some reason milfs get me excited.
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from the side, not bad...but from the from, she has massive hips
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sorry, meant to say "from the front"
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I don´t know why exactly, but I always wanted to bang her, and I´d still do her.
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She looks gross; fat and old.
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no one got my Saved By The Bell ref?
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Difference is....Jessica Biel has her career ahead of her...
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Wow, Nomi Malone is all growed up.
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damn...she has a LONG way to go.
can she get in shape before she turns 40?!
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hahaha.. no worries dave... i totally got the saved by the bell ref... most definitely a top 5 episode of all time.. including Zack and Kelly's Prom episode..
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Hey Dave....Got it. That was a great episode......Also in that alum is the Alex Keaton "speed" study episode....
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I never knew that she got this fat and old. She really looks awful!
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Are we sure that didn't just fall over and some kindly passer by was helping her up?
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how is she fat?
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ick bitch is ugly and has been since saved by the bell
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her ass is BUMPIN', yo. and pretty big. wonder what lark vorhees looks like these days.
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That ass has the size of Texas!!!!
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Kim Kardashian’s monster truck ass is in trouble..go fer it liz..kim is gettin scared just lookin at that thing & so am I... there a forklift you can't see waitin to pick that ass up
the biggest ass ever contest just might go to liz & not kim...let's send liz back to vegas where she can get exercise in a swimming pool with a guy to help water can girl to do her water effin thing again
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