The Bastardly Minute With... Ms. Alessandra Ambrosio

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She's too beautiful for words.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 4:03pm
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Look like she's channeling Charlize Theron....Or Chanel-ing for that matter.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 4:17pm
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She reminds me of one of those pretty looking self-professed lesbian girls in junior high that also like to be known as "wild" or something in order to neutralize the gay factor in social situations in school or whatever.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 4:20pm
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She's like a greek goddess...I wish I was the CEO of Victoria's Secret and get my dick sucked by super hot models for jobs...

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 4:24pm
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why cant i seem to find her pretty?

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 4:41pm
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I can't find her attractive either...not even saying that to be bitchy. there's just this vacant look in her eyes like she's missing a chromosome

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 4:50pm
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adriana lima, pretty please. thanks in advance!~

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 4:54pm
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i'd love to knock some beautiful kids outta her...

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 5:07pm
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the writing is in Italian. what magazine is this

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 5:32pm
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That's the perfect way to describe her: too beautiful for words. So gorgeous.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 5:47pm
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Alessandra Ambrosio is the hottest woman of the planet.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 6:05pm
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what is she, 5'10" and 100 lbs? yuck. someone take her to mcdonalds and force feed her some fries and a chocolate shake.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 6:18pm
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If I had Alessandra just for few minutes I would be the happiest man alive. I love her.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 6:34pm
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Alessandra is a godness.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 7:07pm
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WOW! HER BEAUTY IS IMPRESSIVE.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 7:26pm
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None better. Not the most flattering pics.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 7:32pm
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Those are some amazing pics.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 7:37pm
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Alessandra and Adriana said during an interview that when they are with their families in Brazil on vacation they gain around 20/25 lbs, but they can keep it for a long time. As soon as they arrive in NYC they have to workout and lose weight.

Well, I love them anyway.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 7:48pm
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Lovely lips.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 7:54pm
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I think these are the hottest pictures of her I have ever seen. I did vote Lima in every matchup, though.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 8:27pm
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Highest level of cuteness, but exotic too. Rare combination.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 9:04pm
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Nothing special..creepy pics...all the vs girls are ugly except selita and adri.

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 10:56pm
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She's a stunner and no mistake.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 3:04am
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Sexy, sexy, sexy. Cute face.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 5:12am
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Stunning..

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 6:20am
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beautiful face...too damn skinny.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 6:24am
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Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 1:07pm
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The most amazing woman alive. Alessandra is stunning.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 5:45pm
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she looked better with long hair. not everyone can pull off short hair.

Saturday, February 24th, 2007 @ 4:53am
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Saturday, February 24th, 2007 @ 11:00am
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Pure Perfection!

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 6:07pm
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She is very beautiful, but I think she could benefit from a few pounds.

I saw some pics of her back in the day (when she was in her late teens & early 20s), and the girl had some hips/thighs/boody, and it looked fabulous!

Now she's just like a stick. Get your thighs back, Alessandra! You can do it!!

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 7:09pm
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