Johnny Knoxville had Drunken Sex with Alyssa Milano after the Playboy Super Bowl Party
Friday, February 23rd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
I'm pretty sure he licked Jack Daniels off her hairy arms. That lucky bastard.
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She needs some ointment to remove that unsightly growth. The one with the sunglasses on.
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Maybe I need to get a Pabst Blue Ribbon shirt to help me get laid. That guy is a fucknut. And she looks beat in these pics.
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I'm not going to hate on Johnny Knoxville. However, I will hate on his free plug (the bottle of Johnny Walker - Black Label) for about the 5 seconds I'm looking at his mug.
As far as the um, girl (?) Sorry can't tell if those are actually boobs or not. Look like pecks.
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That PBR shirt is classic.
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And on the morning after, they ordered room service to celebrate their love. And when she opened the door a midget covered in feces punched her in the face.
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he is hottt
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They are so happy!
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Who's that ugly David Hasselhoff knock=off hangin on to Alyssa? And is he wearing a leather tie or what?!?
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Um, gross. Please tell me she's smarter than Jessica Simpson.
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yes !!..score one for dumb ugly drunks everywhere!
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This is BULL**** she cant be with my man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hairy arms my arse!! Dude, are you gay or just trying to find something, no matter how minuscule, to fault her on?
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Freakin' whore. What is the point of these sluts existence?
I love you Johnny x
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^^^I like the irony in that last statement.
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