Lonely Keanu Reeves Needs a Woman. Fast.

he's good looking, but there's something slightly off about him. He probably dresses up and plays dungeons and dragons.

Keanu Reeves doesn't need anything. He can say "I was in Point Break" for the rest of his life. That's all anybody could ever need.

Perhaps Keanu doesn't need a woman. Jennifer was all the woman he ever wanted, and besides, after seeing his mother...I'm not sure she'd let him out of her grasp.

Or maybe he's an eccentric weirdo, and is looking for ANOTHER eccentric weirdo. So maybe what ol Keanu needs is a craigslist ad, one that goes along the lines of
"M4WM - Not particular, I have so much money it'll make your head spin. When I'm done rocking your wormhole after feeding you a blue pill you'll love me 4eva! @@@300@@@ Roses only please!"

Oh please, he didn't even live with Jen Syme and he moved on with his life.

Old pictures but he is hot in them.

He's fighting depression, his sister is in a hospital in Switzerland fighting severe leukemia and he has had to burry his own daughter and his girlfriend... give him a break!

Um, he's gay. He enjoys picking up trade on Sunset. He's quite open about it around town.

The trade on Sunset is very lucky and discreet. Keanu's still got it.

Shave the pubic hair off is his face and you could sell him for a lot more.

Love how every hot male celeb is "outed" by anon gay posters on websites who claim they know someone who fucked them, or that they enjoy picking up ass in various parks/streets/bathouses/public restrooms frequented by homos. You wish, you damn queens...

PS. The guy obviously has loads of personal problems. No wonder he can't get and stick with anyone in the longterm. Money doesn't buy you health and happiness...

Love how every fangirl will refuse to ever believe the hunk on her wall could possibly be a dicksmoker. I won't go down the list of every homo in the business, because this site doesn't have the bandwidth. Too bad we always have to wait til they're ancient or dead before the truth comes out to middle America.

Um, he's a dedicated gamer., they spend as much of their leisure time as possible playing or reading about games so deal with it.

He's weird, but he's HOT! He looked hotter in "Speed" though.

He is so hot! I have always thought he was a little left of center, and I loved that about him! He needs someone really great and not just some skank just out to take him for all he's worth or a fame seeker. That lady must be really hard to find...no doubt! Keanu is hot and I think a little bit of a tortured soul. He'll find her, she's out there somewhere.
Keanu is not gay...like you wish he was...Ha!

With all the tabloids,gossip and camera phones, there's still no proof of Keanu picking up guys for so many years? Incredible.

Eddie Murphy gives a tranny a ride and it's all over the news.

Reeves doesn't socialize much. So how's he gonna meet women?
In this tabloid era if he was picking up hookers of either sex it would be all over youtube or whatever on a cell phone video. Too much money to be made and too many people with cell phone cameras. Forget big brother it's little brother. If he was picking up anyone male or female it would be all over the news like Britney's breakdown.

FWIW his crew loves him, he bought them all expen$ive Harleys at the end of the Matrix movies. That's usually the mark of a class act (the crew loving him). You can't fake it 18 hours straight sometime for months on end.

Reeves doesn't like to party, has a lot of personal problems, works or stays home. Even a guy rich and handsome off the charts will have problems there.

hmm, i'm the same age and I'm not married either. What DOES that mean?

He's sooooooooo purty! I'd shag him anytime, anypace, anywhere and anyway.

why does everyone think this guy is gay? His girlfriend was pregnant when he was in his mid-thirties. What gay male at that age is still going out with women?

Hey! About that blind item, I doubt its Keanu! It could be a lot of actors and Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen or Bruce Willis comes to my mind. Keanu already had three powerful franchises in his career, with Bill and Ted, Speed and The Matrix. He could spend the rest of his career doing independent movies, he has the fame, the success and the money that most actors pursue their whole life.

BTW, Keanu is really too beautiful for his own sake. And is charming, and sexy, and sweet, and has that aura... that "something" that makes people crazy about him. He just rocks so much and I think that, even with all the problems he has, he is a happy man, being free and single. More power for him!

Jordan, you're a jealous idiot! As for Keanu, he is a tragic soul. His life is so ironic. He has all the fame, wealth and success anyone could ever ask for and yet he's been emotionally ripped apart from all the personal tragedies he's endured. His father left him when he was a child and got arrested for possesion of drugs. His best friend & fellow actor River Pheonix died of a drug overdose. His sister was diagnosed with leukemia and is has still been battling it for years. He lost his baby daughter to a stillborn birth and his ex-girlfriend died in a car wreck that was caused by her being on drugs at the time she was driving. That, plus all the motorcyle wrecks he has had himself and almost died twice. It's really unbelievable. His lifestory should be made into a movie. But through it all, he remains the most kindest, compassionate, generous, sweet man and he doesn't crave the publicity like other attention-craving actors in Hollywood. I'm hopeful that there is light at the end of the tunnel for Keanu and he will find that light and will someday get the happiness he's so deserving of.

And just for the record Keanu may have the face of an angel, but it's his inside beauty that makes him so beautiful.

Are you sure Keanu needs a woman? Maybe the problem is our favorite "whoa!" boy doesn't like girls and would rather hang out with the boys, did you ever think of that?

Eh. Sorry to dissapoint.He's not gay.We have had a few encounters and I can say that with 100% certainty.

I volunteer. I'll gladly take this one for the team :)

so is this going to turn into one of those posts where 100s of chicks are going to come back w/ "I've slept w/ Keanu. He's not gay."

I don't think he is gay, just too beautiful for his own good. He probably has loads of trust issues and what not.

Can I volunteer my services and be Keanu's "wanted woman" pleazzzzzzzzzz?

I'll take it for the team :)

Maybe fate will lend a hand and he'll bump into Bridget Moynahan............imagine that.

Like TJ said, does Keanu want a vagina or a dick?

Why do you want to know, Sam? Would you like to find out yourself?

Keanu needs a good fuck and fast before he takes a gun to his head, just like you said. He's such a sorry waste. All guys wish they could be as goodlooking, rich and famous as him but he just throws it all away because he's so fucked up.

How would you say that Keanu is throwing away his fame and money, Michael? Because the contrary is true. He's not throwing his fame away. He could though, because The Matrix movies made him rich beyond belief but he continues to act because he loves it. It's just that now he's so rich, he can afford to be chosier with his roles so that's why he may choose independant films and lower budget ones from time to time. That doesn't mean he's throwing his fame away. And as for his riches, I see giving his money away to the film crew and stunt men who worked on his movies as throwing his money away. I find it commendable that he does that. And about him being fucked up, wouldn't you be too if you went through all he has went through?

Shit! I should really proof read my posts before I post them. I meant to type "And as for his riches, I DON'T see giving his money away......." instead of "And as for his riches, I see giving his money away......"

Keanu just needs to be lying faced-down, spread-eagled and fucked long and hard in the ass and he'll be whistling Dixie for days afterwards. This guy is a fag and that's the reason he's so sad because he can't be seen in public with a guy. So the solution isn't trying to find him a piece of ass, the solution is for him to come out of the closet so he can be free to make out with another man in public as well as in private.

Everyone who is a Keanu fan MUST see this video. It is so sad, touching and beautiful that you'll be reminded why you're a Keanu fan in the first place. He really has gone through so much in his personal life. Even the biggest Keanu critic would have to be moved in some way by this video. You can view it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP-EoYL_xwI

people give keanu abreak.......... you all know that he is ain`t gay?????it just rumors as any body.he is a man in all the ways a man could be,but he isn`t lucky as anyone `d imagine,despite everything he is,he can`t find love?he has every thing to live,but love is to die for...................... i love u man,you r my oxygen.

poor man lost his family- give him a break.

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"Rawking your wormhole ..your gunna love me 4evaaa"..or something to that effect. F'ing halarious..and I agree I think there is someone really off about him. He is a total mega hottie, but maybe he like to dress up in drag,or into rough trade, or has some other freaky fetish..or maybe he like the fellas...I'll bet he has rocked a LOT of freakish wormholes in his day. He has a scaggy looking "stable" of recurring shedogs though. I hope he finds a super hot/smart guy or girl to get totally frantic with.

You are right KMAOinNYC that is a riot! The wormwhole comment that is!! Hee hee!

I love him.

Anyway, There was a blind item supposedly about him the other day. Claims my future baby's daddy is a drunk because he is so depressed the Matrix is over and he is getting big jobs like that anymore.

Jeez I hope not.

I love him. He's my screensaver at work. I'm his biggest fan. My kids say - "Your new husbands on TV again" - Yes, I need help. He should stay far away from me.

Dresses up and plays d&d? I'll do it with him! Kinky but I like it!

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I don't feel sorry for the dude. He's too goodlooking for his own good and he has more money than he'll ever spend in his lifetime. He gets the chics' panties all wet, as you can see just from reading the lustful comments from the chics on here. So if he's had a fucked up personal life, so be it because that's life's way of balancing out the good and the bad. He should count his blessings. At least he hasn't gotten raped by some transvestite or something. There's plenty of fags who want a piece of his gay ass.

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