Salma Hayek @ The Hunchback Premiere
Friday, February 23rd, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
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1. She should wear a dress that fits.
2. Her head is seriously too big for her body.
3. Didn't she used to have an ass????
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Woooow! This broad sure has a rack of an angel! I wonder if there are hot milfs like her up there (in bastard's Heaven...)?
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Q tetas mas ricas tiene esta boluda, y no me importa q tenga la cabeza grande, solo q tenga la garaganta profunda
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Nice body, but the face of a tranny. Ok, fantastic body. But still... the face..
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That dress fits perfectly.
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I find it impossible to criticize Salma Hayek.
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Like Eric Cartmen, I would love to do the love scene with Salma Hayek
'Me gusto burrito!'
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Just imagine resting your head against those pillows!
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Is it just me or are those stretch marks on that right titty?
I'm not that picky don't get me wrong but; um... never mind.
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I see 'em, Drew!! I'm there with you.
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That is one sexy and curvy Latina!
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Haha, the Hunchback of Spanish Dames!
Couldn't resist.
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Yep, noticed those stretch marks too. Despite that, this is the best that I have seen her looking for a l-oong time. And she does look good.
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The best tits in the world
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nice tits...huge man jaw...
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She does NOT have a tranny face. Her shoes are fug.
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Ohhhh, WHY WITH THE LIPLINER!
Also, how is it possible for that rack, tiny waist and non-ass to be on one ridiculously hot woman?
Fuck you Salma...
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Every time I see Salma, I think of the monobrow (or is it "unibrow") she had in "Frida."
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damn right..just thinking of her in "frida" is almost as bad as charlize theron in "monster" good acting job ,but a SERIOUS hard on killer.
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crap, she looks so beautiful! :(
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Small waist is NOT a negative and her jugs aren't either. Haha so much jealousy here! And i definitely see an ass too. Plus what does your ass look like? Fat cottage cheese with thunder thighs? Probably so.
Salma is absolutely stunning, even if you take a 1/3 her, she would still look better than all of you.
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