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325 Year Old Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers @ 79th Annual Academy Awards
Sunday, February 25th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
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Hmm, 1st a nasty ho from American Idol, now two nasty biatches, I guess we're not getting hot pics this weekend, LOL.
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Oh lord. Those close ups curdled both my blood and my bowels.
Luckily, laughing at that ''Do I look hotter than Joan?'' caption has dulled the pain - too funny!
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I don't know who this is going to insult more, but Melissa looks like fugged up Jenna Jamison when she went brunette a year or so ago.
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I'm not sure that Joanie Baby is still "alive" according to the strictest medical definition. This is obviously a "Weekend at Bernies"-type prop up job. There are space-age robotronics that move her limbs and occasionally let out a blast of foul smelling gas from her pooper to make her seem more "life-like." The mighty Joan Rivers celebrity sucky-fucky franchise can't be allowed to die just because Joan has.
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Turning Japanese, I think they're turning Japanese, I really think so.
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Judge not lest thee be judged.
Haha. No. They both look terrible. How can you look that bad and judge other people's clothes....in public?
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Filthy rich cunts. Yuk!!
On the right is that Steven Tyler dressed up as a tranny?
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Someone shoot them .. just kidding. They are annoying as hell though.
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'tastier'
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they're both equally repulsive in their own way.
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and holy crap is there suck a thing as a hand lift? She really needs it to match her face, neck and chest!
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I think Melissa looks more like an older version of Sarah Silverman, and that's just nasty!!
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