Bastardly Fashion Rating: Jennifer Lopez @ 79th Annual Academy Awards
Sunday, February 25th, 2007 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe

Are those diamonds for real?! She needs to stop wearing her diamonds & start feeding her pet Skeletor.

























pregnant!
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I'm pretty sure she married that sewer rat solely because his scary, shriveled mug never fails to make her look younger and prettier than she would alone.
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She might be preg, not as athletic as she usually is.
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If she's having trouble getting pregnant I'd help her out. She looks hot in these pics.
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She's hiding the booty?
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I would punish her.
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She looks stunning, like the slightly ancient Grecian style dress on her.
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One of the single most overrated woman in the history of "celebrities", both in talent and looks.
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Very preggers outfit.... her makeup is faaaaaantastico !! n yes she carries that shriveled skeleton of a man round jus to look good...does he hav aids or sumthing??????????
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J-Lo looks like a Grecian goddess and I loved it... Gorgeous
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i hate to say it but she's a goddess here x
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Goddess of the block mabe, shell always be that, no matter how hard she tries to convince us of the opposite...
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JonYo
I couldn't agree more...her "time" has long been done.
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So, how long has Marc Anthony been dead now?
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Christinne Radu:
She might come from the block but she is both gorgeous and talented, that is why she has so much money she could buy your white trash ass anytime, despite i guess nobody would buy that crap. Discusting racist crap.
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what happened to the natural j.lo glow????? she's just as white as naomi watts but naomi carries it better. J.Ho's arms are flabby...the dress makes her look fat, she's trying to hard to make "sexy" facial expressions to show off her "pout", her hair looks stupid....the only thing that i like on her is her makeup. it makes her skin looks nice ...not like in those photos of her crying in Germany
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Surprised
Christinne Radu:
She might come from the block but she is both gorgeous and talented, that is why she has so much money she could buy your white trash ass anytime, despite i guess nobody would buy that crap. Discusting racist crap.
My darlin Surprised, u have a problem with racism not me. I didnt mean any racism here but if this is how far ur brain goes, then go. And certainly I dont have to justify myself in front of u. Anyway, my ass when J. Low will be talented and gorgeous. For those brainless and blind, yes. Not for me sweetheart. And for ur knowledge, I am Latina too.
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I'm not a huge fan of the dress. It's not ugly, but it's not classy either. By the way, with blood diamon coming out, I was suprised she wore a dress so full of diamonds..well actually, not really..she's never cared about other people's rights or animal rights.
The pregnant comments:Maybe she just wants to look pregnant. Or she is. I don't know...but she tried with so many different man and so many times, that I doubt she can have kids. But if she is pregnant, then good for her!!
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GAUDY as always.
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On hi-res versions of these ppics, it looks like she has scowl or frown lines already etched at the corners of her mouth.
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Who does she think she is? Paleease.
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Yes, she is overrated in every way, her time was up about 3 years ago and she'd do us all a great big favor if she'd disappear. The diva thing is so 1990s. Someone forgot to send her the memo.
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