Bastardly Breaking News! Construction Worker Pink in a Bikini Looks Like Matt Damon!
Monday, February 26th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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She looks like a man with boobs.
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omg her hips...those are not female lines. Remember the D'Angelo video? He had the same lines...
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OMG! I can't be the only person that just lost their appetite? I'm really feeling ill after seeing that one. I mean, god I don't even know what to say. That is just FUCKING DISGUSTO!
Seriously, I can sit there and look at dead insurgents while eating spaghetti, I thought I was impervious. Bastardly, you proved me wrong. My stomach is not made of steel like I thought it was.
****Farguarrrrrrrrghhhh*****
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That's hot.
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You people have lost your mind... She looks amazing.
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Wow dude, it looks just like the friggin Damon! I always thought she was severely unattractive/ manly, but this seals the deal.
Bob Hasko
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She doesn't look that amazing to me...
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Her body is great. Too bad about the tattoos.
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I think she's hot.
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I think she looks great, for her body type. She seems to have a boyish body, unluckily(some would say) for her. Most people like to see the hourglass shape on girls, including me, it DOES look more feminine(in my opinion), but some people just aren't built that way. So, for the body type that she has, I think she looks HOTT! She is obviously keeping up with her workouts, and not just dieting/starving as some famous women do. Lookin' good, Pink!
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Looks like the Lady Marmalade cuartet included a DUDE....
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I thought for sure you had confused these photos with those of MISS PEREZ HILTON! My bad!
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She appears to be very naughty. I want to spank her.
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I'll pass. Tattoos suck.
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Body-wise, she looks really good... The only thing that's manly is her abdominal muscles.
Facially...well she doesn't usually look like Matt Damon, but in some of those pics I can see it..but Matt doesn't really have the most masculine face either..soo...it's not that much of a big deal.
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Yeah, she looks really great... if you are into men.
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I guess more of the power dykes frequent this power as opposed to the lipstick ones. Sounds like a few to many of you are dreaming of being in between a Pink-Chyna sandwich.
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If this is an amazing look as some said here, then its the end of the world. And pls dont compare her with Matt Damon in any way. Matt Damon is Prince Charming next to her...
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this is scary. its not just the body shape, its eveything..the tatoos,the hair,the abs, take away the boobs and ya got a dude.
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my god she'd make a great dyke .. i was very shocked to find out she wasn't in the first place. she has no freakin hips.. that hair do sucks ass. she's not ugly when she has hair lol
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they're just jealous as they don't look this way themselves . . . apply the regimen that MY GIRL Pink obviously utilizes, then talk. Beautiful BABY !@#$!
Jaz
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Is pink a man? or a tranny?
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Pink has prison tattoos.
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Looks like a pig, sings like a pig
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@ #3 .. I just thought of something.. maybe she was born with a man pelvis. I've heard of that happening.
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I'd be afraid it would vigorously crack my penis right off.
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There is no difference between Pink and all these girls who are built like 12 year old boys, she's just more athletic. Girls like Evan Rachel Wood have no hips and no ass and no muscle tone but for some reason they are considered "hot"
She does need to do something with that hair though. Not a good look.
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she does look like matt damon hohoho hahaha ...ugly bitch
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shemale!
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