Borderline Butta Leelee Sobieski @ 2007 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

Did someone tell this chick to never to smile on camera or what?! Come on Leelee, give us a little distraction so we're not left stranded staring at that your huge-ass Helen Hunt Head.
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Can't make my mind up about her. She sure looks "unique".
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I hate the handbag, though. Ruins an otherwise near-perfect outfit.
Nice feet, too.
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What's up with those knees? Her left kneecap is 3-4" higher than her right one.
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todd! haha. hilarious observation, man.
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I wanna see those boobs already.
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Unequaled knee caps?!!! Asymetric calves?!!! Hey com' on Bastards! Yall can do beter than at!!! Anyway...I would sure jump her bones (but quietly,...I wouldn' like to attrack any attention....)!!! or like some ol' pay keep saying (anyway, wha' wrong with this attarded who keeps saying the same shit...?) : "I'ld pee in her butt"...
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OH MY GOD!! Her kneecaps aren't crooked, it's just that her weight leg appears higher.. because she's got her weight on it. And the other one's bent..
She's hot. Big head or not. She's smoking.
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Not the biggest fan of the face (by far), but seeing her body in that dress left my with mouth mouth wide open, salivating. Yummy.
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Me like-like leelee. I think the NY Daily News called her dress streetwalker chic.
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She's looking better in these pics than she normally does.
I think she got some work done.
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I'd do her.....it's something about her....
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She's hot. Here eyes are lovely.
She starting to go from looking like Helen Hunt to looking like Meryl Streep.
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LeeLee is what comes to my mind when I hear that old Commodores song "Brick House"
She's a solidly built woman... not exactly my type but in case of global emergency... she's the one I would grab and take into the shelter with me.
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I'd lick her peach.
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she is sexy...incredible eyes and look about her.
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Y'all is crazazy kaats.
Leelee is da shiit! Fuckin beautiful and fuckin perfection.
classless mofos who post on this shit. Y'all piss me off. I wanna eat her all day all night all day all night all day all night.
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I love Leelee she has always been very beautiful and the kneecap thing is retarded.
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her dress is dope. hooker and 80's mixed. dont diss the eyes they are intense. I have never seen her look like dis.
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love her-love her work
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I KNOW FAKE TITS WHEN I SEE THEM THOSE LOOK REAL TO ME AND JUST AS EDIBLE
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Yummy in my tummy i am going to eat her
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Borderline my ass. She needs a body bag.
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nah.. but can't decide whether that nose is from her french or jew genes.
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you are freaks. She is beautiful and sexy. i cant beleive there is a borderline butther for leelee. cum on.
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Amaaazing She Is Amazing. Goddessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! silver spooned godesss! spooon eat her like soup. yum yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sexay
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I think you can't smile and look sexy-misshapen head and thin lips aside, she looks sexy in an 80s mousy hair linda evan sorta way.
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Yeah, her right kneecap is smaller in size too, also her right calf is way bigger than the left.
Kinda like 1 of those old "pick out the differences" puzzle
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smackin tits. smakin legs. I'd do her if I ever had the opportunity to meet her. shit
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oh, and who here remembers "eyes wide shut" she was doooo able even then
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