Jennifer Love Hewitt @ 2007 Oscars - Winner of Bastardly Juiciest Boobies Award
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Why does she insist on hiding those puppies?!
Come on Hef!! Please up the layout paycheck to around $10mil, plus some Playboy stock options! Take a financial hit for the Horndogg Community, God damn it!!
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I agree. She looks HOT! I love the dress. Damn, I hate her ass.
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They are so juicy!
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She'll never win an Oscar, but she's doing mighty fine in my book, folks.
Mighty fine indeed.
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I love that film series she did, "I Know Where Your Boobs Were Last Summer".
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Now those are some Tig o Bitties
HOLY CRAP !
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Those are gravity defying! Spectacular!
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It's tape, guys.
Normally, her breasts hang down to her knees- they're taped in place so they look like that.
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We know there's some artifice.
Doesn't mean we can't appreciate.
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Incredible. She possibly has the most powerful breasts in the world. All she has to do is show some cleavage and it's enough to single-handedly keep her career moving forward.
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i'm literaly salivating after seeing these pics....sooo thirsty.
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yes, the boobs are fantastic, but what the hell is jennifer love huge tits doing at the oscars?
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She certainly knows how to put the twins on display.
I bet most bastards here were prying for the pin of that brooch to break and set them free.
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Classic distraction tactics by J-lo Hewitt there. Boobage and a good outfit that hides any outsize sins. Clever!
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They sort of look like somebody had an interesting accessory kit for Mrs. Potato Head...
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ALL HAIL THE CANS OF DOOM!
You could start a religion with those sweater puppies.
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Finally we get a nice view of those tits!
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She works those girls when she needs a publicity boost. Way to work what you've got.
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I like her show, and the boob job came out spectacular. But the one thing that makes me wanna gag is THE WEAVE!!!!!! Bastardly.com needs to have a whole section devoted to stars who need hair weave rehab. Honorable mentions to Love-Hewitt, Vivica A Fox, and Paris Hilton.
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i want to cum in those melons
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Oooooooh!!! She have real big boobies that girl.
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i want jennifer to sandwich my cock between them
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So fucking nice big tits:-)
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I bet old boy there is thinking of dipping his wick in the monds of Otterville. Population 38
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boy what a set of salami holders
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I would drink a full glass of her urine to get a chance to drink the milk from her tits and lick her anus.
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youre disgusting dude
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Who's the chooch she's with
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Holy Shit. Never seen her look so good!
Most of the time she does everything in her power to cover those babies up and look as crappy as possible. She needs to change her management or agent and start showing up like this all the time.
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PrAying.
Damn my feeble early morning fingers!
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is that real??
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i want jen to squeeze my cock between those big ol jugs and jack me off with them until i cum ans ill drown them with my man sauce
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It just sickens me as to how much those puppies have lost their exquisite firmness in the last 2 years. I'm gonna beat my meat raw tonight in the agony over the most wonderfully lost PB opportunity there ever was this decade.
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