The Bastardly Minute With... Zoe Saldana
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

In celebration of Black History Month:
Did you know on this date, February 27th, in 1883, Walter B. Purvis patented the hand stamp?






















I have a friend that looks like an obese version of her. You might wonder how a fat girl could looklike this gorgeous woman, but the resemblance is astounding.
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Once you have black, you never go back!
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Yeah she is Dominican- Although she is dark skin, she is latina- Not African American.
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She said African American little fake meech, shove it up your holier than though ignorant ass.
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The Real Big Meech I totally agree with u - SEssy ur an asolute idiot and u have offended me personally. I'm from cuba and am 'dark skinned' and latina, but I am of black descent and so is she!
I amafro-cuban and she is afro dominican - just because we come from a hispanic nation - this doesnt make us black!
READ YOUR HISTORY YOU IDIOT!
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yasmin:
perhaps you should go back and look at the comments
SEessy said she wasn't black, African-American actually
Meech said she was
and Buck Nasty called Meech an idiot
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One entry found for ignorant.
Main Entry: ig·no·rant
Pronunciation: 'ig-n(&-)r&nt
Function: adjective
1 a : destitute of knowledge or education ; also : lacking knowledge or comprehension of the thing specified b : resulting from or showing lack of knowledge or intelligence also see THE REAL MEECH
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Okay, I know this is black history month, but can't we just agree she is smokin hot? Does it really matter what her nationality/lineage is? You prigs are the type that would want to take her home to daddy just to say "yeah, i got me a black girl". Who cares where she is from or what is her religion, or....well, never mind she is just plain pretty.
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Absolutely beautiful. Wow.
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What a stunner!
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Loved her as Anamaria in Pirates of the C. Great body, but her face is a little fug.
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something tells me she's bonier than the salukis in pic 2. and not quite as cute.
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Super cute.
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rasheed hates all the black chicks, something's wrong with his eye sight.
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She doesn't identify as "Black" so the idiots are those trying to call her something that even she does not recognize. she says she is Dominican, that's for sure, but not black.
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MTV: With roots there, do you identify as a black Latina?
Saldaña: Why the hell do we have to sub-categorize? I know who I am. I'm Zoë. I'm done.
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did you know that February 27th is the Dominican Independence day?? Same country where Zoe Saldana is from?
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Thank you, Bastardly, for posting pictures of this very beautiful woman. Very attractive, and in these shots, very sultry and sexy.
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Ugly fuck face. NEXT!
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SEssy, you're an idiot. Being Latina doesn't define your skin color. U can be latino and white/black/brown or whatever else for all I fucking know. Lebron James is dominican, and what category would you put him in? I think the answer is black, so shut the fuck up with your ignorant ass.
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Zoë Saldaña was born in New Jersey to immigrants from the Dominican Republic. LeBron James was born an only child in a low-income area of Akron, Ohio to the unwed Gloria James on December 30, 1984. His mother was only 16 at the time and six months shy of graduating from high school. Sounds like they are both American to me know-it-all.
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Rasheed probably isn't even a black user.If he is he is the saddest case of big loser i have ever seen.All of these Black women are gorgeous.So fuck off haters.Most white people and a lot of non-black people are racist.It's pathetic of them really , but yeah , she's gorgeous! I love her.She always looks stunning.It's amazing how much racist,piece of shit scum you find on the internet though.They staff here don't even erase the racist comments like n***er or calling blacks monkies/apes.White people suck.
Btw , what makes white men think they are what's cooking? They can't even keep their women from jumping on the black man's dick.They need to learn to do that, the dumb ass ugly crackers.Or go commit suicide if they can't stand gorgeous Black men and women because white people are weak as hell and love to kill themselves.
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News Flash. You can be both black and latina. Just like you can be white and latina. Being latina doesn't erase your racial heritage.
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News Flash. You can be both black and latina. Just like you can be white and latina. Being latina doesn't erase your racial heritage.
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