The Sexy Karolina Kurkova @ 2007 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I'm pretty sure Karolina landed at least one role after wearing that to the Vanity Fair Oscar phaar-taay. Let's just say some damn director or producer got real lucky Sunday evening...





















She looks better not smiling here. Her teeth are huge.
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Eeesh. What's wrong with her face lately? I don't remember her being unattractive.
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That face isnot doing it for me - great legs though!
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I won't kick her out of my bed
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Very good body, I love long legs.
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Karolina is ok, but Ana Beatriz Barros deserves the "VS blond girl place" because she is much hotter that Karolina.
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Gorgeous!
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I prefer dark meat... but could make an exception here.
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All the Brazilian chicks are sexy, but once in awhile a liitle change of pace is good!! Damn this girl really does it for me, especially those luscious legs MMMMMM!!
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What's with the lips?
I know, I know, she's a technical sexpot, but there's something very personally phony about her.
Ergo, I'd climb and tap Maria Sharapova any day before this model bitch - Maria's a real person.
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I mean Ana deserves to be in her place with the other 5 girls.
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