Bastardly Breaking News!! Victoria Beckham Walks Perfectly Straight On Parking Lot Line!
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Literally shocking, I tell you... Let's hope a video surfaces soon.
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- Bastardly Breaking News! Victoria Beckham wears short shorts!
She used to have a hell of a pair of legs on her before she went all 'exercise', 'my boobs aren't fake' skinny.
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Nothing special.
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Jia still loves her.
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True King. Now she's built like a twelve year old boy with a couple softballs stapled to her chest.
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why even give this ugly bitch coverage, I saw on TV that she is going to have her own reality TV show
What the fuck for?
This ugly, anorexic attention can NOT sing or act what is she good for?
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Fucking nasty anorexic stuck up bitch.
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Sad that thenetwork is giving her a TV show. 5 years bastards, she or he will be banging someone and get caught or it will end up on the internet. My guess it will be David getting video-tapped banging Tom Cruzie.
ONLY IN HOLLWOOD, Baby!
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[...] Victoria Beckham walks perfectly straight. [Bastardly] [...]
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I think daddy Becks is too in to mama Vix to go screwing around on each other. And she's obsessed with him. The show will probably just be a flop.
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after some multiple rhinoplasty & some ASS implants, she might be cute!
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She's constantly losing weight because she knows she's a waste of space.
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soon she WILL be air!
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