Kim Kardashian Sextape Not Being Released Today As Scheduled

FFS!

I'm crushed. You mean we won't get to see another worthless celebutant in a sex video? Gosh whatever will I do? Oh wait, I know. I'll simply type any url into a browser and find something better to look at.

[...] Kim Kardashian will not release sex tape. But she will destroy the Bajorans. (Bastardly) [...]

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fuck this attention seeking mud shark...

She sure didn't do anything to stop all the hype it was generating though, did she? Fucking attention starving mudshark cunt.

she's completely overrated... i'm sick of seeing her face

Hahahahaha! Like it can not be found somewhere on the internet. Besides. Like I need to pay to see this b*tch swollow black sausage. She is just as much a hoe as Paris. She learned by the best, or the best of dirty skanks.

Can't put the genie back into the bottle. The whole thing will appear somewhere, somewhen.

Good looking but not so smart girl

Her tape can be seen at Ifilm, yet that's only because you may see some pubic hair in it, but that's about it. It would be nice to see those curves in the nude:)

Fucking mud shark