Paris Hilton's Personal To-Do List Brings Today's Links
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
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I think that we should all take an example from Paris to inspire us to turn our own lives around.
Nah.. I'm fucking kidding.
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Paris is a silly rich and spoil kid...she never heard the word...YOUR SILLY STUPID GIRL...She hjas alot of problems dealing with the media and people...
GROW UP Paris you dumb girl..
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A To Do List? Bah! Dizzy bitch.
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Well, wifey is laying here sick as hell, and I *was* doing my best to keep from laughing my ass off. Well, thank god it was Paris Hilton eating herself alive in her little to-do list, because I laughed so hard I had to take a shit!
Anyhow, in the words of Dave Chapel playing Tiger Woods "I've always wanted to say this, Fo'shizzle!"
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Hey, what's funny about this?
When I feel like throwing up, I also talk to someone - preferably someone like Paris.
Really helps bringing the goods up.
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Ok this is so FAKE!!! Look at the first thing on the list CLEAN??? Paris?? yeah fuckin right!!
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This is part of the things she put in storage. I definitely buy that she's bulimic. And by clean, I'm sure she means hire someone to clean.
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Anyone could've written that -_- But it's still funny! :P
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what does she mean talk to someone if feel like throwing up? is she bulimic?
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they found this in her storage? clean?? what? yea okay.
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