Bastardly Fashion Rating: Paulina Rubio @ Cadena Dial Radio Station Awards

Aww, she's cute...even if she does look a little bit awkward.

That dress is...horrible.

Move an inch forward and the world will see ya' goods dollface!

Beside that, the dress looks fucking STIFF. Can she sit in that?

Great dress. Real class.
If she pulls it down so it doesn't show her cheeks, it will expose her nipples.

If you're into ornimental pockets -it's a nice outfit.
If you're not into ornimental pockets -it looks fucking stupid.

Wow! How the hell did she get into that? I know how she'll get out! The seated pictures must leave little to the imagination!

Maybe it's so stiff because she's actually been wallpapered o_O

She looks so inviting.

Nice pins.

The wallpaper comment was brilliant. I like the pattern of the dress, but the functionality seems bad. She's posing like a fembot.

she's cute & shit, but who is she? i'll go lezbo for her for about an hour

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I completely agree with you Jihad. I wasn't even going to post to this one earlier, but every time I look at that dress it reminds me of ovaries and a uterus. Wheres the baby?! hehe.

I've seen better pics of her. That first pic her face looks all pasty.

it looks like shes wearing a living room curtain. and it really irritates me how the part of the dress in the back where it laces up isnt in place and her back is showing through where its not supposed to be showing..but what the hell shes showing everything else anyway, might as well be naked

umm

she lukz like shez wearing a lamp shade

The smallness of the dress is a PLUS. How hard a concept is this?

This bitch is even uglier than Shakira!

And since Shakira's not even close to being ugly, then she's ...pretty? Yeah I didn't really get that. Saying a girl looks like Shakira is not an insult at all.
But that dress is horrible. It looks like a wallpaper and it's way to small for her. She could consider it for a shirt (it's still gonna be ugly), but not for a dress.

She's the exception to the fine Latina rule. This chick is fugly. NEXT!

she looks like the wicked witch

oops hey Paula i dropped my pen
can you pick that up for me

speaking of wallpaper, she'd fit perfectly with my great aunt's old dining table cover.