Shakira vs Paulina Rubio - The Bastardly Latin Popstar Matchup
Thursday, March 1st, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Performance Photos: -Paulina Rubio Performance @ Cadena Dial Radio Station Awards
-Shakira performs at her Oral Fixation tour in Italy (2/27/07)
Paulina Rubio: kinky, slutty, & promiscuous
Shakira: Respectability, sexy, & passionate
*We basically list words that come to mind when a person's name is considered.
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I was actually okay with Paulina's sluttiness. I didn't vote for her because i've had the misfortune of hearing her [attempt to] sing.
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Despite the fact that both like to put there hands in the air.......It's Hands down Shakira.......All the way.
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You would have to velcro your ass to stay attached to Shakira during sex! Wait that wouldn't be a bad thing! I think Paulina would be up for the sex tape! Look at the way she handles that mic!
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Shakira Shakira Shakira. But I would cheat on her with Paulina.
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I fucking hate Shakira, she can´t sing, she can´t dance and she has an ugly fuck face.
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Sorry but even in her fugliest moment, Shakira is at worst a boyishly cute woman. Okay, sometimes not so womanly but still. The other broad don't remember seeing before aint bad either.
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Both look able to provide a pleasant experience.
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[...] Nicole Richie Engagement Rumors (A Socialite’s Life) Shakira vs Paulina Rubio (The Bastardly) [...]
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Shakira wins legs down!
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Shakira looks like Rachel Ray and that other chick needs to close her mouth!
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Shakira is hot, damnit!!! I don't see why you'd cheat on her if you got the chance to have that hot ass. But hey, the other girl is not necessarily ugly, she's just making very stupid facial expressions.
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It's not even close. Shakira CRUSHES that other chick! Shakira's moves, looks, and body make her one of the sexiest women in the industry.
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Shakira vs Paulina Rubio - Latin Popstar Matchup...
Paulina Rubio Performance at Cadena Dial Radio Station Awards vs. Shakira performs at her Oral Fixation tour in Italy. Paulina Rubio: kinky, slutty, & promiscuous, Shakira: Respectability, sexy, & passionate...
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Shakira would kick her ass
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Shakira, beside being beautiful, has also an amazing talent. Rubio can't compete with her, sorry.
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PAULINA RUBIO IS BEAUTIFUL, THE NUMBER ONE, SHAKIRA IS THE BITCH LATIN
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PAULINA IS THE BEST FOR ME...GO PAULINA...MY FAVORITE SINGER!
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Both of them are hot but I choose for Paulina Rubio cause she's the best one!!! Look at that legs!!!
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oh my GOD,Paubeach seems like a witch,and my dear Shakis is copying Thalia in her new video "las de la intuicion"(version a la gracias a dios y amar sin ser amada)...what a little bitch...hi,hi,hi
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paulina rubio is better than shakira.
paulina is very hot, and very sexy.
shakira is a pretty woman but she isn´t a explosive woman.
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Dear Shakira thank you v.much...im from iraq but i live in syria....im20...im a student of biology.....Shakira i love you...i love you ...i love you......thanks or music...
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Shakira is very prety but Paulina is more beautiful and pure sexy. I love Pau.
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shakira all the way..that ass should be a registered weapon.
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THALIA IS THE BEST OF ALL LATIN WOMEN,FUCK THE REST(FORGIVE ME GOD)
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for all her ass shaking and belly bearing
i'll bet Shakira is a prude
Rubio on the other hand is 100% sexual dynamite
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SHAKIRA&PAULINA ARE WHORES. SHAKIRA&PAULINA ARE CUNTS. SHAKIRA&PAULINA ARE SLUTS. SHAKIRA&PAULINA ARE BITCHES. SHAKIRA&PAULINA DESERVE TO GET GANG RAPED FOR BEING WHORES. MUHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SHAKIRA&PAULINA DESERVE TO DIE FROM AIDS FOR BEING SLUTS. MUHAHAHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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I HATE PAULINA. I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER. I FUCKING HATE PAULINA.
I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER. I HATE SHAKIRA. I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER. I FUCKING HATE SHAKIRA. I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER. BOTH PAULINA&SHAKIRA HAVE NO TALENT. BOTH PAULINA&SHAKIRA CAN'T DANCE.
PAULINA&SHAKIRA CAN'T SING. BOTH PAULINA&SHAKIRA'S SONGS ARE AWFUL.
BOTH PAULINA&SHAKIRA'S SINGING IS HORRIBLE.
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Shakira is talented and makes better music.
But when it's just about the looks Paulina is far superior. Better legs, better ass and an overall better look on her.
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