Bastardly Breaking News!! Melissa Theuriau Talks on Her Cellphone Using Both Hands!
Friday, March 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Photos taken on her way to Céline fashion Show in Paris
For those of you who haven't seen her scandalous beach photos, go here!
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Gallic hotness!!!
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Bout the only thing the Fwench are good for - great food and hot women!
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Great. She's qualified to work my cock then. It needs two hands.
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This one's in the top 5...
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ah...why the hot woman love dressing like shit? But damnit, she is GORGEOUS! Beautiful eyes and she has a great body.
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Ah...My favorite news woman!
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Makes you want to pour chocolat all over her.
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here eyes are beautiful
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