Jessica Simpson's Latest Crappy Movie: Blonde Ambition w/ the Links



- Jessica Simpson On Set Of Her New Movie, Blond Ambition [HollywoodTuna]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt's Breasts are Perfect...for Selling Bras [Egotastic!]
- Midnight T&A: Amy Dumas [Celebslam]
- Heath Ledger And Michelle Williams [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lohan's Nipples of the Day [Drunken Stepfather]
- My kinda woman [The Bastardly Society]

- Pete Doherty Feeding Pot to local Penguins [Cele|bitchy]
- That Scout Willis is Growing Up! [Dlisted]
- Bruce Willis Paid for the Poon [Yeeeah!]
- Katherine Heigl stays at Grey's Anatomy [Fatback and Collards]
- Tara Reid Recycles Herself [CityRag]

- Lindsay Lohan Has Noassatall [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- USA vs. UK Babe Showdown - UK Round 2 - Jordan vs. Jennifer Ellison [Horny Oyster]
- Christian Bale May Have Another Opportunity to Put on the Batsuit [A Socialite's Life]
- Trent Reznor Before Nine Inch Nails? [Popoholic]

- Ana Beatriz Barros [Double Viking]
- Too Cool For School [CollegeHumor]
- And today's hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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19 Scandalous Comments

The look on Ms Simpsons face in these pics, reminds me of the big guy in the original mean machine (Longest Yard). When he's asked if he wants to play football for the cons, he replies, ''Duhhhh, a-huh, foo-tba-aaall? A-huh a-huh!''.
Yup, that what those pics remind me of alright.

Friday, March 2nd, 2007 @ 8:22pm
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already doing a remake of Legally Blonde?

Friday, March 2nd, 2007 @ 8:40pm
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Dumb and dumber...

Friday, March 2nd, 2007 @ 9:39pm
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lol

Friday, March 2nd, 2007 @ 10:08pm
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Jess has a good bod....but the face of a dropped pie. Am i the only one who thinks the dodgy wig that she's wearing and that man jaw make her look like a trannie???

Friday, March 2nd, 2007 @ 11:49pm
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When will she understand that all people will pay for is her in a bikini. And dukes of hazzard wasn't even that big a hit. And it had the general lee. An her in a bikini. This one doesn't look good even to download for free...

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 @ 2:19am
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she looks "special" in these photos

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 @ 2:16pm
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Legally Blonde
Blonde Ambition
American Foundation for the Blonde
Fight Blondeness
Blonde with Love
Blondes Without Tops On

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 @ 4:41pm
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She needs cock in her ass.

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 @ 6:04pm
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She used to be aiight when she was dating Nick, now she's just fug. NEXT

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 @ 7:24pm
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Please, post some pictures of JULIANA MARTINS. She did SI in 2003. Juliana is simply perfect and she has the sexiest lips of the planet.

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=juliana+martins&ei=UTF-8&...

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 @ 9:31pm
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Please, post some pictures o

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 @ 9:34pm
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All I have to say is there is no fucking chicken in the sea!

Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 12:09am
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Somebody pull those horrible pictures from the site. I feel violated just by looking at them.

Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 12:27am
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Thanks for overfishing the tuna population to near extinction and naming it Chicken of the Sea.

Thanks for a nation of finks.

Oh yeah, and I'd buttfuck her.

Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 12:23pm
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C'mon you guys! At least give her credit for her high heel collection! Us shoe and foot fetish people can see beyond her ugly face, her cellulite, and her brainless public persona. Red lipstick, red nail polish, and some 6" red platforms makes her at least doable when buzzed..!

Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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Did she get her two front teth 'enhanced'? Someone should tell her she doesn't need to try so hard to look stupid, just be natural.

Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 7:59pm
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Wow dudes, she looks janked. Like a heroine junkie at a renaissance fair.

Bob Hasko
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Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 9:01pm
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i think she's trying to be the goldie hawn for this generation. private benjamin II here we come!!!

Monday, March 5th, 2007 @ 1:48am
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