Suicidal Skinhead Britney Spears is a Satan Worshiper
Monday, March 5th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Photo Credit: Celebslam.com
There's tons & tons of chatter about this woman as she slowly walks toward death.
When we googled "Top 5 Suicide Methods" we landed on a page titled, "A True Painless Method of Suicide (Easiest and Simplest Painless Suicide Method)." Brit, we'll paste from the site to save you time...
1. Methods like slitting wrists, cutting throat, poisons, suffocation, jumping off a cliff or tall building are not painless methods of suicide. Not even inhaling carbon monoxide. Why?
Because the real pain comes after death, being burnt eternally in hell. The Bible teaches that all nonbelievers are destined for hell. Most people misunderstood that once a person dies, that's the end of life. This is not true. All non-believers will be resurrected in the last days (Dan 12:2, Acts 24:15, John 5:28, 29) and punished by burning in hell eternally (Matthew 25:46). A true believer does not commit suicide for humans were made in God's image, thus God disapproves suicide. [Yutopian]
Britney, is going to hell really worth it?!
Anyway, besides that, let's peak into what our favorite sites are saying about the latest Britney developments this hour....
I don't even think a capital WTF? or even writing out capital WHAT THE FUCK? can really cover this. Holy shit Britney. [Fatback and Collards]
This makes the third time in a month that Britney has "tried" to kill herself, so maybe she just needs a little encouragement. Or at least somebody to kick the chair. [IDLYITW]
Cry for help? That's a cry for a straight jacket and heavy, heavy medication. If that's not bat-shit crazy, I don't know what is. [Egotastic]
I give her a week before she starts writing crazy poems on the wall with her own fecal matter. [Celebslam]>
I mean I'm impressed if Britney actually got the 666 right. I can imagine her stupid ass thinking it's 999 and scrimbling that all over herself. [Dlisted]
Just kill yourself ugly bitch, wouldn´t miss you a second.
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biggest celebrity meltdown ever
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even the devil is like..."wtf? britney, leave me outta your retarded hi-jinks"...
i can't even muster one atom of my being to feel sorry for this fugly nothingness...
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ppl thought seriously lay off her
its not a big deal
leave her alone
(i dun like her
and i dun give 2 shitz abouh her)
buh there was a time ppl use to worship this slut
now lets hope jessica alba does the same
Long live lima and ambrosio
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Thanks Moe! I couldn't stop laughing.
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God regarding Britney: "it was just a joke you guys....jesus!"
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Paranoid schizophrenia anybody?
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holy shit...she's gotten scary, like seriously,i'm talkin' switchblade packin' in a dark alley scary. time for a mickey mouse club intervention right now !!
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welcome the new anna nichole
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she is such a dumbass.. does she think we are taking this 'crazy' act seriously? First off.. she could've stayed home and shaved her damn head. But oh nooo .. had to go to a salon.. so she'd be in the tabloids. Then she WRITES 666 on her forehead.. big fucking whoop de doo.. get back to us when you CARVE it in your forehead you stupid bitch.
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Shit! I got to stop wanking so much... Don't wanna end up going to hell and seeing this bitch again.
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I will be sure to put this one in the ugly bitches part of Hell. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
"I give her a week before she starts writing crazy poems on the wall with her own fecal matter." [Celebslam]
Where she'll be the walls will be made of flaming shit and crazy poems will be beyond being something of comfort as it is hard to read or think of such writings when your eyes are being continuously and perpetually skewered by vile poisons of...[...]
... I'm joking of course! It will be super-duper!
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Fucking heaven's gate....drink the damn kool aid already!
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