Bastardly Booty Rating: Eva Longoria Goes for a Fiji Water Sponsored Jog
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Bastardly Booty Rating: Eva Longoria Goes for a Fiji Water Sponsored JogTuesday, March 6th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe 14 Scandalous Comments |
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She's smuggling Lindsay Lohan in her armpit.
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I guess that's armpit toe?
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Yum.
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I'd comment that she has a tight ass, but there's no telling what Tony Parker has done to it.
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I am not a fan of that ass. It has a lot of catching up to do if it wants to be like other famous asses like Jessica Alba, Xtina, and Stacy Kiebler.
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All the stylists in Hollywood and she wears her pants inside out.
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Little booty, but that's alright! A little booty never hurt anyone!
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Tight, but looks like it would have "Fragile - handle with care" tatooed on it.
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the meat is tainted.
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Dog-faced, smelly and unapologetic about it.
Also - chica CANNOT act.
Fear not, once DH ends if one wants to see her in anything new, one will have to rent a DVD.
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whoever says she needs to catch up to j alba's ass...umm ...? Alba has NO ASS.
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That ass deserves to be covered in some bone sucking sauce.
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NICE POOPER
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Looks like she needs to eat a few more tacos and enchilladas. Plus her armpit looks hella nasty
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