Bastardly Breaking News! Carl Sagan's The Varieties of Scientific Experience sponsors Kirsten Dunst's trip to the beach!
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Wow. That's two different ends of the ugliness spectrum.
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...and Sagan rolls over in his grave as the gravitational pull of that enormous beast next to her causes Kirsten's tits to sag even more than usual. Carl Sagan. HAHAHAHAHA...
This chick has about as much class as a dock strike.
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The contrast of her skin with the blackness of the bikini prove Hawking's theory that matter, taste, and chubbies vanish into blackholes of fug.
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well she is smart enough to hang out with huge ugly chicks anyway
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Smoking! Next you will have photos that show spider veins on her legs!
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i have to admit, taking the theory of relativity into hand, Kirsten Dunst looks pretty damn hot here.
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She's...butta, dead (smoking), and see-through pale. Why don't they use Adobe Potatoshop when they most need it??
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I think a black hole materialized next to Kiki and swallowed up all her hotness.
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She is just sick...yuk
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"i have to admit, taking the theory of relativity into hand, Kirsten Dunst looks pretty damn hot here.'
Haha!
yeah maybe that is the lesson she learned form the physics books moe
the genius of Einstein has yet another application
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So I have a choice between a lobster-red, burned as shit fatty boombatty, and an anorexic, pale, disugstingly deformed, Hollywood shit?
I'll take a gun to my mouth instead, thank you very much.
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she is cute
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So much for my Jumanji chubby.
At least she reads intelligent stuff.
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the 2nd photo is classic.
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OMG, she's the third Olsen...
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