The Bastardly Morning Report by Paris & Nicole



- Britney Spears might not be the anti-Christ after all [JIYH]

- Jared Leto is so sexy...What the hell was he thinking? [THE BLEMISH]

- Morning Hotness: Who The Hell Is Leeann Tweeden? [THE GRUMPIEST]

- Naomi to Perform Her Victim's Job [DLISTED]

- Jenna Bush Looking to Save The World That Her Father's Destroying! [USATODAY]

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Someone hand me a Molotov Cocktail. And a Mac 10 Streetsweeper. And that's just for the dogs. There's probably no stopping these bitches, though.

I'm mystified by humanity.

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 11:49am
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It's funny how completely oblivious they are of their own stupidity...gotta love it, baby!

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 11:55am
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yes, their own stupidity and their own worthlessness.

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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Yet, we all look and comment...who are the stupid ones?

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 1:59pm
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The dog to human jokes are just to easy.

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 3:06pm
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I like their sunglasses

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 3:43pm
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nicole's dog is cute...

Saturday, September 15th, 2007 @ 11:01am
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