The Bastardly Morning Report by Paris & Nicole
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

- Britney Spears might not be the anti-Christ after all [JIYH]
- Jared Leto is so sexy...What the hell was he thinking? [THE BLEMISH]
- Morning Hotness: Who The Hell Is Leeann Tweeden? [THE GRUMPIEST]
- Naomi to Perform Her Victim's Job [DLISTED]
- Jenna Bush Looking to Save The World That Her Father's Destroying! [USATODAY]






















Someone hand me a Molotov Cocktail. And a Mac 10 Streetsweeper. And that's just for the dogs. There's probably no stopping these bitches, though.
I'm mystified by humanity.
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It's funny how completely oblivious they are of their own stupidity...gotta love it, baby!
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yes, their own stupidity and their own worthlessness.
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Yet, we all look and comment...who are the stupid ones?
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The dog to human jokes are just to easy.
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I like their sunglasses
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nicole's dog is cute...
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