Bastardly Breaking News!! Michelle Trachtenberg is Still a Smoker!
Thursday, March 8th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Wow. Pale, gaunt, flat-chested smokers who look like Auschwitz residents, and who wear skinny jeans and leggings with flats. What a catch.
Wait, acutally, no, no they are not catches. They are, what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah: vile. Bloody vile.
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she was a 9 in my book. now shes a 6 =\
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give her a year, she's how the Betty Ford clinics stay in business. another hollywood white bread turning tricks, chain-smoking on marlboro lights, gettin lit poolside but yet using the fake-n-bake tanning beds, and topping it off with an 8-ball just goin right down the tubes
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I hope she's on her way to a tanning salon.
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Her friend has the absolute worst hair color for her skin tone.
Michelle's legging look like they are missing the stirups.
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how attractive..another skinny, pasty skinned skank on her way down lohan lane.
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Smokers are gross. I'd totally make her brush her teeth before I let her suck my dick.
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Smoking causes impotence. Now remember that.
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that cigarette makes her look mature (that's the point, right?)
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christine (Uncertified Bastard)
that cigarette makes her look mature (that's the point, right?)
That cigarette makes her look like a fish! She used to be attractive, but that's what cigarettes do, I guess.
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