21 Scandalous Comments

A fatty in the making.

Friday, March 9th, 2007 @ 9:30pm
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she used to be so petite...when she has a kid and blows those gaskets, her ass will explode like a popcorn kernel...no shot from the front...i was expecting fur and early morning dew...

Friday, March 9th, 2007 @ 10:11pm
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she's into her 40's, I'd still bang it without a doubt. Especially if she spoke like she did in My Cousin Vinny

Friday, March 9th, 2007 @ 10:30pm
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No nudal fontity??

Friday, March 9th, 2007 @ 10:59pm
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Sure, she's plumped a little bit, but I surprisingly don't mind. I'd still give her old ass the business.

And what are those shorts called? Hilarious; that's what they are called.

Friday, March 9th, 2007 @ 11:16pm
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I'd still fuck her without even thinking twice. Getting that delicious booty slapping my stomach would be a fantasy come true. She's a slamming hottie.

Friday, March 9th, 2007 @ 11:32pm
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Not sure why, but I find her ass appealing

Saturday, March 10th, 2007 @ 12:27am
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She is my ultimate favorite......But her biological clock must be ticking like this. *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*
.....The shorts are horrible though.

Saturday, March 10th, 2007 @ 1:00am
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Saturday, March 10th, 2007 @ 1:42am
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His. It's obvious they traded bikini bottoms.

Saturday, March 10th, 2007 @ 2:06am
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Those shorts are referred to here as "coochie cutters".

Saturday, March 10th, 2007 @ 2:18am
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Nice ass, and I have always liked Marisa, she kinda cute.

Saturday, March 10th, 2007 @ 11:13am
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they're called an answer to my prayers. a chick with an ass. yummy.

Saturday, March 10th, 2007 @ 8:39pm
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Sunday, March 11th, 2007 @ 12:54am
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I'd drop those wet shorts she's wearing and stick it in her ass right then and there. I bet it's smooth like a knife through butter.

Sunday, March 11th, 2007 @ 3:08pm
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sexy

Friday, June 8th, 2007 @ 1:33pm
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She is in her forties and is still very pretty! Are you people nuts!

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007 @ 8:52pm
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I'd put my dick into her ass until I was balls deep. I'd make her taste her ass afterwards and then I'd stick it in her ass again.

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 @ 11:44pm
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fuck all you fake motha fuckas who think you could bag a fucking 90lbs. "super" model, and if thats what you like then shit something is wrong with you. That is what REAL women look like, that is what I call a real woman, she's as fine as she can be. To all you who have made fatty comments, go fuck yourselves, oh thats right thats what you already do, never mind carry on then you fucking rat bastard losers, cause I'd rather have steak than chicken wings. fottuto omosessuale, andare percuotere! Io te amo Marisa Tomei, Io vorrei mangiare tu ano. Bellisima, ciao bella.

Saturday, December 15th, 2007 @ 5:32pm
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Who ate all the pies?

Friday, March 9th, 2007 @ 10:12pm
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I'd drill her up that fat butt right there on the beach whether she wanted me to or not.

Saturday, January 24th, 2009 @ 10:55pm
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