Bastardly Booty Rating: Jessica Biel Ass Picture Tribute

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EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats a fantastic ass!!!!!! My god....lots of junk in that trunk!

How does she get that thing to stand out like that when she is wearing a dress, without being fat? I'd say ass implants but the bikini pics look really good. Really. Good.

SHE IS A WHITE TRASH WHORE, WHO CAN'T ACT WORTH SHIT.... OKAY SHE WAS ALRIGHT ON 7TH HEAVEN BUT THOSE DAYS ARE LONG GONE :(

page 17 & 18 are hot as, she's so not white trash

nice ass. Too bad she's got the back and arms of a wide reciever.

damn i would fuck the life outta her

what was the old mc hammer rap..."pumps and a bump"...it applies here...

If you guys like white ass. Check out porno chick Naomi. NOW THAT is all natural white booty to the max.

''This is not the Greatest Ass in the world, no-ohh-ah. This is just a tribute''

HALLELUJAH!!!!! brothers and sisters, i have seen the light !! WOO HOO!!

Good morning. Coffee, blueberry pancakes, and Jessica's luscious buttcheeks. It's already been a good day.

Call her, fake, butch, bad actress, whatever......The fact still remains that she's got one of the best poopers in all of Hollywood. Plus she's got a nice rack and and very attractive face to round things off.

I'd trow her a bang in a second.

her waist is so tiny and then BAM her ass! it's HUGE! especially for a relatively thin white chick! bigger than most black girls i know.

yea its a nice ass, very rotund, im surprised. but i still think shes wearing ass pads in the white dress. theres no way it could be THAT big and perky

jessica biel is so hot, shes definatly got the finest ass in hollywierd. her and the victoria secret models! :) have a great day everyone!

I'm not really impressed by white girls with tiny waists and big butts because I have that exact figure, except I have an even bigger butt, lol!

I'd do the motorboat between those cheeks.

Danger. What happen when this ass fart.

cup it and bring it up to her face.

ASS IMPLANTS. WHY GIVE HER CREDIT? GIVE HER DR CREDIT FOR THE WORK.

i need to fuck this woman in the ass. so fucking hot

I think its overrated... its very nice but there are far better ones around. I'd hit it...

The butt pics in the bikini, don't seem to match the butt in the dress pics, but still hot.

^^^STUPID CHEAP ASS WEBSITE. Hotlinks half of their SHIT to perezhilton's website. Fucking LAME.

Wohoooo wohoooo!!
Ass implants? Check picture 9.
Mmmmm mmmmm

If u hate on this, u just cant hack that this chick is white and has a fuckin ass like DAMN better than all them other fat chicken leg hoes

This is overwhelming. I call for a Maura Tierney flat ass, no tits tribute. I'm marry her anyway...

In da butt!

Ass and titties look kinda good, but the face is the problem. I'll pass.

Badonkadonk! Such a lovely place to rest my face.

Help us all...for we have been blessed with an "oshiri" that would make any man proud. I need to mold my girl's rear like that. Regardless of color, It's a well-curved a__.

yes fellas, they make things with ass pads in them....
and it's nice to see she even has cellulite...

Does anyone else think she has cankles? I dunno where her calf starts and her ankles begin.

yo ha ass is not that perfect its mad type small not enough fat or muscle but its workable

I'd love to fuck her too. I guess her pussy's so good and sweet.

id like to bang dat Ass!

i love her

ok so she's got a nice ass but the rest of her body is so manly

Damn, she has the ideal ass. I never thought I'd say that about a white girl, but it's true. Better than J-Lo, Beyonce, Shakira, and Buffy. It's the perfect size, shape, and definition.

We salute you, Jessica Biel.

Real American Hero

holy shit look at page 12

i think i busted in my shorts when i saw her for the first time

la adoro. la leccherei dalla testa ai piedi

well, pic nine is awesome, but her ass is good. Ive been with girls who have had better to be honest, but I think she is way hotter than jessica Alba.

Pretty damn hot.

is it really implants?...hope not that'da be a major let down to know thats not all natual.
i mean is she mixed or something??...seriously on pic 12 - thats some latina figure if i ever seen one. really i could care less about that...i'd lick her white ass bone dry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ladies looking at this post...get inspired & tell friends to as well....this is how it needs to be FOR ALL! lol

I am a pure ass man and I know a good ass when I see one, and that is an amazing ass.

That's one of the most beautiful asses I've seen. I'd love to kiss it, lick it and shag it

I think my DICK and her ASS should meet....respectively

I don't care for big bone girls like her. I don't like big butts. I don't care for big fake boobies (hers might be real??? I dont know) skinny tight asian girls, #1!

If nothing else, a man should want her because of the healthy offspring her body promisses to give birth to.

If I was that hot, I'd never leave home - just sit in front of a mirror naked and bang my own poon!

TO think that something so nasty comes out of that beautiful apple shaped behind!

I'd like to be her dog. Coller leash, rolled up newspaper and all!!

i can still wack off to her even when she has her dress on

The best ass in the whole world !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeaaaahhhhhhhhh !!!!

Fierce ass, niceshot.

Jessica Biel has by far the prettiest and roundest ass in all of Hollywood. I haven't seen this much fuss over a white girl's tush since Barbara Eden, and shortly thereafter Joey Heatherton, thrust their legendary booties on the screen. Shame on anyone who doubts that Jessica's derriere is for real! I'd give one year of my life just to fondle her rear cheeks for two minutes.

ohhhhhhh. i'm in love.

pg 6 - purple bikini bent over... mmm, if you look hard enough, you can will yourself up her butt

junk in the trunk! nope, it's just my tongue, fingers & c*@k!

WOW my pacemaker just kicked on !

My dick would look so good in that ass!!

Jessica Biel's ass makes a good point.

It took a hard smack to the face after about 2 minutes to avert my eyes from that first pic. Gdddamm that is some nice white ass.

Great ass...I wouldn't mind shooting a few hot loads all over that...oh boy cold shower time ha ha

Christ Almighty those are great shots.

like her or not, that "white trash" comment was stupid---save it for britney, please

Oh yeah, and I'm drunk as a fucking shithouse ferret and played all the stupid Billy Joel love songs on the jukebox and told ****** to go home with my employee William because I thought it would be funny if he caught the Drip and now I am once again faced with the ass of Jessica Biel and the emptiness of the universe and I just want me some Maura Tierney before I go face the jackals again in an hour.

Maura Tierney! You know you'd bring her home for Thanksgiving...

I cant feel my face.
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yummy

She has an amazing body, but she is definitely using ass pads under that white dress!
check top picture on page 7.
the pads are so obvious!

Most women have shapes like this... like me. I have the same ass, just not as severe a curve in the small of my back as she does (pic 10).

wow!!

did anybody see number 13?

I want to bust that shit up.

Finest. I mean finest thing in Hollywood. BAr none, heads and asses above no other. Justin is one lucky dude. I'd be so far up that- they'd have to send the people from the movie :the descent" to get me out. Thta girl just plain gorgeous. That ass oh that ass.

The only thing that truly comes to mind is the fact that she's without a doubt PHENOMENALLY BEAUTIFUL, and being an actor myself-I'd cherish the thought of working with her...

o my lord if i saw her in pic 1 in real life i'd probably jizz my pants. god thats a nice ass

I am in love with Jessica's ass!!! I want to fuck her so much!!!

Considering the fact that white women normally dont have ass at all,i think jessica biels butt is spectacular for a white woman.About wearing a pad,i doubt.I just wish i was justing,wonder how he screws that butt,i know i can grind,way better than him.

Jessica Biel's ass is incredible. I love how her ass jiggles a little bit in the Chuck & Larry movie. There are so many sorry looking asses in Hollywood, but JB is one of the good ones! Her ass is perfect for pinching a nice big loaf.

i want to bang her so hard so she wont feel those cheeks flaping anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ive just broke into a sweat just looking at these pics.

GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!!!

now that is a nice ass!

Fantasstic

Funny how someone mentioned the other hot assed Jessica (Ms. Alba). They do have a lot in common. Both have limited acting skill, they star in movies that mostly suck and they are the proud possessors of 2 of Hollywood's most wanted butts! How fucking hot it would be to have them on their hands and knees then take my cock and take turns sodomizing both in the shithole 'til i cum like a volcano up whichever Jessica's pooper is hotter! Then the other one can suck my stinky jizz out and gargle with it!

That ass is amazing just so fuckable! Best ive seen although eva longoria's is a close second. I'd like them both

God, i would luv to tongue Jessica's asshole clean, even after taking a shit! Everyday i would savagely butt fuck the shit outta Biel's big ass bunghole then spuirt half my cum up her shithole and paste her face 'n mouth with the rest!

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Who said 13 was or is an unlucky #. Girl i would drink yo bath water yo dish water all tpyes of waters.

I would lick her unwashed anus.