Bastardly Breaking News!! Blonde-Haired Lindsay Lohan Steps Down Rusted NYC Curb While Wearing New Boots! God Have Mercy!!!
Monday, March 12th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Let's hope there's a good return policy on those boots.
The Big Question: Did some of the rust get onto the sole of Lindsay's new boots. If so, how much & where?
Rest assured b/c our our team on site is still researching & we'll update you guys as soon as we find out...(assuming our servers don't go down again for 2-3 days)
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i actually like the blonde hair...but when did her legs get so chunky?
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I love the Bastardly for captions like this.
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ha ha... yeah... great captions! so funny...
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Her mom is such a piece of shit. All she cares about is keeping that meal ticket going. She should have put that spoiled brat over her knee a long time ago....
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stopped doing crack? that never happenned...
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Not only does ugly skin run in their family, but skankiness is an inherited trait as well, apparently.
My God, her hotness (which lasted all of two months when she was 18) was such a waste. You wasted it, Lohan! Damn you!
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Love the caption capers!
She still has moments of hotness.
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She has the fashion sense of a true crack whore.
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when she went to rehab and stopped doing crack.
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