22 Scandalous Comments

....I rather see her from behind...

By the way, not that my 200 lbs of athletic muscle his jalous but, doesn' she have big harm?

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 2:56pm
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shes not hot when shes not flaunting her ass

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 3:12pm
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i understand she's beautiful and has a great body so don't attack me, but i think it's weird how when she smiles her upper lip folds up. it looks like a vagina or something. it's bizarre.

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 3:18pm
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She'd be beautiful wearing a trash bag.

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 3:33pm
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Bobbi - lots of women lack the cupid's bow lips.
Ex - Julia Roberts, Scarlett Johannson, etc., and they're still considered beautiful and normal.

But, I must admit that Jessica Biel is pretty plain. To me, she's a much less attractive version of Scarlett.
Jessica has a messed up nose! It's just hideous.

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 3:41pm
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Jessica Biel is a million times prettier than that horseface scarlett johanssen

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 3:51pm
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Still overrated.

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 5:43pm
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Saw the Illusionist last night. Good film. She wasn't bad in it when you consider the actors she was sharing the screen with.
She is undeniably pretty.

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 5:58pm
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I WOULD HIT THIS GIRL EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR!

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 6:42pm
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SHe's definitely cute but I don't know what all the fuss is about. She's kinda horsey with those big chompers. Nice ass and all but nice asses are a dime a dozen. She is NOT even in the same league as Scarlett Johansen. Biel's pretty, but come on...

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 8:04pm
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Very lickable!

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 9:50pm
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Blurry? Or are my palms also gonna get hairy?

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 10:13pm
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page four was creepy in some way, but she is a hellacious actress and is still beautiful..just not stunning...girl next door type

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 @ 3:36am
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Bad photoshots,but still...most beautiful woman alive.

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 @ 5:12am
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I'd stick it in that big fat ass of hers.

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 @ 8:21am
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She is definitely fuckacilious

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 @ 11:30am
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I think Scarlette is better looking.

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 @ 6:13pm
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CRISTO ESTA AS PORTAS SE ARREPENDAMM JESUS ESTA VOLTANDO

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 10:51pm
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If Jessica Biel were my girlfriend, I'd spank that huge tush of hers for flaunting it so shamelessly. Only Cindy Crawford in her early modeling days did more to promote a large derriere, and it got her a well-deserved spanking (if we are to believe the press) by then husband Richard Gere. Of course, after I spank Jessica's bottom, I would spread her plump cheeks and give her a huge cock up the ass.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 8:41am
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meh

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 3:05pm
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(see page 4)

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 3:19pm
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also, her upper lips goes straight across. it doesn't have that typical heart shaped thing in the middle.

normal lips:
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_47/1142815560tMQ0gm.jpg

hers:
http://www.cosmeticsurgeryaustralia.com.au/images/jessica_biel_collagen_...

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 3:30pm
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