Bastardly Booty Rating: April Scott
Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
On sale today is the Unrated Version of The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning... sorry, she doesn't, but that whore Trishelle from The Real World does.
Sorry. I can't properly rate those cheeks unless my hands are on them.
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If u look carefully, she doesnt even have an ass, only she took some position for the camera so she seems to have one and the 2nd pic tells all. Besides, shes one of the dozen. Shit! Barf! Pass!
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Very nice.
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Only goes to 5??? GOD what an ass!!
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I'd earn my brown wings with her.
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I don't know about her booty, but I like how tiny her waist is in comparison to her hips. Nice.
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Typical no ass having cave bitch trying to arch her back to make it looks bigger. All I see is saggy skin.
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A very pretty small ass
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Yup. She hails from N'oassitall.
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another anorexic, photoshopped to the max skank. what a surprise.
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Yummy! Wish I could see what got banned on pages 3 & 5!
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That's a fugly ass.
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my balls ache
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A little bit flat, but she is still shaped like a true woman. Nice hips, nice booty. Very well rounded. April, PLEASE DON'T DO A LOHAN OR RICHIE! You don't need to slim down. Who cares what anyone says!
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Im starting work at 4 in a supermarket where I stack shelves till 1am. I masturbated furiously over these pictures. I couldnt stop. My wife who is 45 and eight years my junior has nothing on her. I just prefer much younger women. April Scott is a wank I wont be giving up on for a while.
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Funny, in other pics she's definitely packing much back - strange how photos can change this. From pic 1, and others I've seen, she gets my top vote. Not so much with pic 2, I agree. She's got some curves that are off the hook, though - I'd have no problem rimming, ramming, and reaming this tasty morsel. Phhheww, my rooms filling up with essence of female tail just from looking at her!!!
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The last picture 11 is perfect ... her body is in the perfect position for posing in a bikini ... her tanga looks so great - I would like to lick her all night ... and my opinion is that her boobs are the best looking ones on this planet ... to squeeze them would be a dream ...
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arian is right , she is the hotest girl on earth
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I'd lick her where she shits.
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She may not have an ass, but she has an asshole and I would pound it with great vigor while muttering disgruntled political statements about Hillary Clinton and that bastard who stole all my ideas for The Matrix.
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uhhhhh... where's the beef?!
how did this non-ass get a 4?
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