Sandra Oh Uglies-Up April, 2007 Marie Claire
Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Congrats to Sandra Oh for having the ugliest magazine cover photo in the history of ugly magazine cover photos.
I was in NYC over the weekend & actually saw this thing on the newsstand. I was in shock. What kind of crack were the people @ Marie Claire smoking when they put together this issue? I mean, were they rushed & only had time to take 3 photos of Sandra Oh?! Maybe the photographer was so disgusted that he prematurely ended the shoot?
I'm pretty sure this is the work of a disgruntled editor (Joanna Coles) who's simply pissed off about her 2006 year-end bonus. Ms. Coles thinks that by putting horrible photos of already-ugly chicks on the cover of her magazine, she'll successfully lower sales & subscription levels.
Congrats, Joanna Coles. You succeeded.

























They went totally crazy with the photoshopping and THIS is what they came up with?
Scary, man.
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shes so beauuutiful...
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shes pretty, most people of asian decent are. but.....her face is just a tad too long
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this is a very apropos cover
what with baseball season right around the corner
and her face looking like a catcher's mitt
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sigh. Poor girl. I am sure she's trying hard to look pretty... and it isn't working. My heart goes out to her.
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Yes, that's what i thought when i received my issue in the mail...this is not a flattering picture of her at all.
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Oh man...this girl has been fuggling up Canadian TV for years. Now she has a cover issue....arruuuggaaaaa!!! Somebody please stop beating her with "the ugly stick", i've had enough...
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I think she's a very beautiful woman. However, the cover photo is exremely unflattering. She looks mildly-retarded and like a man in drag. The other two pics are pretty hot though.
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I agree with Manalpan Girl - most Asian women are beautiful. Sandra Oh, however, is strange looking.
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I think she's beautiful. A nice change from the typical hollywood "beauty" that all seem to look alike.
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ick.
to start with, she's not exactly a pretty woman, but she's all right. they could have chosen a more flattering picture to post on the cover!
also i wish they would have used a better makeup artist to do her makeup. her makeup is freaking horrible. a lot of mua's cannot do eyemakeup for single lided eyes if their life depended on it.
ugh bad bad bad
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Sandra Oh Uglies-Up April, 2007 Marie Claire Magazine...
Congrats to Sandra Oh for having the ugliest magazine cover photo in the history of ugly magazine over photos. I was in NYC over the weekend & actually saw this thing on the newsstand. I was in shock. What kind of crack were the people @ Marie Claire s...
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she's so pretty but wow did they photo shop it!!!! the open mouth shot rarely does it for me... ie jennifer hudson's vogue shot... the other photos are pretty though! i don't have any idea why they would pic this photo!
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Photoshop and a great photographer have made her look quite nice in the second two. But she seriously does look retarded on the front cover. Did they airbrush her carer out as well? The editor really fucked up.
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Um. As an Asian woman...there are plenty of attractive Asian women out there. Sandra Oh is not one of them.
Maybe she's a great actress and all that, but something is very very strange about her face. She looks like she's wearing a mask. She doesn't look like most Korean women I've ever seen.
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Looks like she stepped on a rake.
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ARe you fucking kidding me Sandra oh is a complete joke the bitch is uglier than sin itself. And actually your wrong most asian women are ugly including this Sandra Oh. If asian women were hot every man would be trying to get one. Most guy's DONT like asian girls
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the buk-buk must go back-back, soldiah boy!
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When the mag arrived I imagined how Sandra must have felt when she learned that pic was chosen. I would be so pissed. Sandra is really sexy, but in that picture it looks like she was in the middle of saying something and the photographer took the pic.
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in these pics she looks as good as the skanks in that emanuel ungaro post.
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either you have it or you don't...this case is obvious here, she just doesn't have it.
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"ARe you fucking kidding me Sandra oh is a complete joke the bitch is uglier than sin itself. And actually your wrong most asian women are ugly including this Sandra Oh. If asian women were hot every man would be trying to get one. Most guy’s DONT like asian girls"
Sandra may be ugly, but she's not a fucking bitch, ok?
There are ugly people of every race. Some beautiful Asian women: Zhang Ziyi, Gong Li, Kelly Hu, Kristin Kreuk. DAWN YANG IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE (www.dawnyang.com).
And almost all the guys I know like Asian girls (pretty ones, of course). Everyone can see through your jealousy, idiot.
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hey Sarah, this Dawn Yang girl -- She sure is pretty and exotic looking....thanks for sending us her website link!
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kristin kreuk is half white and she does not look asian at all her eyes are circular. Sandra Oh is definately ugly! How can anyone be jealous of someone they will never even meet and isn't even a part of their live's!
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I am part Korean... and I must say Sandra Oh is indeed UGLY compared to other asian girls. Look up Song Hye Kyo, Son Ye Jin, Sung Yuri...heck please check here--http://gallery.asianfanatics.net/index.php?act=cats&cid=22.
She may be Asian-American, but she's no "Asian Beauty."
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you can't polish a turd...i'm sure it'd look better then this photoshopped potato...
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You're welcome. And I can't wait for that bitch to come back and say Dawn Yang is ugly cause that would be fucking hilarious.
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I wasn't saying you were jealous of Sandra Oh. No one should be. You just sound incredibly jealous of Asian girls in general to be attacking them every chance you get.
By the way, I'm not Asian but one of my close friends is and she's gorgeous.
And how are these "round" eyes (or Caucasian looking eyes, as is more politically correct)?
http://serial.celx.biz/kristin_kreuk/velke/kristin_kreuk6.jpg
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My heart stopped for a split second in horror, when I saw this hideous cover in the check out a Walmart. It really is the worst cover in the history of any magazine that I've ever seen. She makes me cringe when I look at her FUGLY face. When they edited the photo they should've replaced her fug face with the beautiful Lucy Liu. YIKESS!!! she scares me!!
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me
I think she’s a very beautiful woman. However, the cover photo is exremely unflattering. She looks mildly-retarded and like a man in drag. The other two pics are pretty hot though.
oh my god you guys have me splitting a gut here!!!!!!! me, that "mildly retarded man in drag" was the best
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The head on shots are the worst- three quarter aren't too bad, and the profiles are bearable. She is pretty odd, but you can tell she thinks she's the hotness.
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Wow, her face has been silly putty stretched. Bleh!
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she's an ugly bitch and a complete joke of a woman.
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She's an embarassment to Asian women (look-wise). My gosh, she BETTER be hell of a good actor to get into Hollywood AND look like that!?!
I mean... seriously. She makes Ugly Betty look HOT.
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If she is beautiful than Star JOnes, Kim stewart, Serena williams or whoever the black tennis player is, Rosie Odonald, and Jabba the hut. Dario Argento's horror movie Jenifer than those people are all beautiful too. In fact if Sandra Oh is beautiful lets just remove the word ugly from the dictionary than nobody can be ugly because I can bet money every single female on this planet looks better than her. Even Patty Smith looks better than Sandra Oh.
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I can't believe this magazine is willing to give up sales for April! Something must be really, really wrong. Sandra Oh is the ugliest face I've ever seen. Really, how can crooked eyes in an long, flat face and elephant ears be pretty? Sandra Oh is disgustingly hideous.
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I find her extremely unattractive, but i blame the magazine for that horrific cover pic. The second photo is so much better. Anyone with any sort of eye at all can tell that someone with a face as flat & homely as hers shouldnt be photographed straight on & with their mouth open. We should all sue Marie Claire for the trauma inflicted upon us while waiting innocently in the line at the grocery store.
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I've always wondered why they put the most unattractive, quite frankly ugly asian women and men in the media, i.e, actors, and models. There are so many beautiful and i mean gorgeous asian women and men in the united states and the world. Yet they put the most heinous looking asians in commercials and the media. Some look like they are mentally challenged, yikes!!!! The ads also feature asians with the most groteseque makeup and hair styles on this planet, who in tarnashens wears purple or bright orange as eyeshadow, only a moron makeup artist would, lol. I don't think anyone, at least any asians, can relate to the type of condescending, immoral stereotype that the media is forcing down our throats everyday. This is 2007 and they are still playing the idiot stereotype game, that no one can relate to. Sandra Oh may be an intelligent woman, but please she needs some help, with the exterior! Please put some gorgeous asian (eyecandy) models on the cover instead!
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sandra oh is a WONDERFUL actress, but i do admit that this isn't the best shot of her. i think its disgusting how some people are calling all asian women ugly, which it totally UNTRUE. maybe all the asian women some people have seen in hollywood or in life in general aren't gorgeous but in the U.S. it still seems that the asian community is under-represented. i think people need to stop making racist comments against asians.
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Thank you! Not only is Sandra Oh an ug, she is not really a very good actress! I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that way.
And don't give me this 'a refreshing change from the hollywood types'. I don't put on the boobtube or go to movies to see the girl next door. Hell, I can look at her for nothing!
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you know what why don't you all shut the crap up.
i mean how low can you get.?
"Sandra Oh is the ugliest face I’ve ever seen. Really, how can crooked eyes in an long, flat face and elephant ears be pretty? Sandra Oh is disgustingly hideous."
wow that really pathetic. . just because she NOT WHITE DOES ME SHES NOT PRETTY.
i mean you don't have to be pretty just to be a good actor. its what her acting counts not her eyes, or her flat face. and just because your judging her does that make you feel any better? i bet each and everyone of you people have been judged and did like the nasty comments.
just mind as well keep your nasty comments to yourself/
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" just because she NOT WHITE DOES ME SHES NOT PRETTY."
If she was white, she'd be just as ugly. Her eyes are hideously crooked. The left one is lower than the right one and tilts to the right. Absolutely scary. Sandra Oh has got to be the most hideous face ever. If there was a new Oscar category for ugliness, she sure would win it year after year.
This has nothing to do with the fact she's Asian. There are a lot of Asian beauties, and a lot of white uglies. Tory Spelling, SJP and Meryl Streep are good examples. BUT SANDRA OH IS OH MY GAWD SO UNBELIEVABLY UGLY!!!
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Came across this sad site because I happen to find Sandra damn hot, and could not believe how much I pitied you sad, sorry people. The sheer hatefulness, spitefulness and venomous tone of your frankly pitiful comments has left me fucking speechless.
If you people really have no self esteem or lives to speak of and feel so compelled to live them vicariously online, then why not at least contribute some remotely positive vibes to the world?? I mean, who knows?? Maybe your karma might just come back in a good way, and help your sorry asses?
You really are pitiful, and very transparent. You feel such apparently overwhelming need to pick on "retards" so much, but hey, guess what - even retards could immediately see through your sad, bitter, jealous, hateful, racist, and downright sick comments. Even they would ascertain that this crap is really just some kind of veneer to mask your true insecurities/self-hate/loneliness/joblessness, and that much of it stems from straight-up jealousy (probably of something you most likely will never have-$$$$$). But even those of you who do actually have some kind of success in that regard, you think it'll make a lick of difference in the end? That it'll somehow mask your sorry inner-ugliness forever? Likewise, those of you who aren't so "ugly" like you seem to think of everyone except these porn-gutter-whores you admire, do you think your "beauty" will redeem you in the end?
Goddamn.
The reason you lot so desire to pick apart "ugly" people is very clear: You are just as ugly yourselves, be it physically or much worse, ugly of soul. And before you're quick to write me off as some nerd who can't have a laugh, be honest with yourselves. This does go much deeper than mere frivolous picking, and you know it. I don't give a fuck if you're going to kid yourselves and disbelieve me, but I actually have a vocation and a life with not a lot of time for these fucking jokes of sites. But unless the moderators are as hateful as you lot and ban me, I will be back occasionally to try to show you lost causes some fucking humanity.
Goddamn.
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Oh, and a little advise to the nasty spiteful ladies out there: There ain't NOTHING more unattractive and a bigger turn off for any self-respecting man than women who hate on other women. It comes across totally like this : Jealous, catty, nasty bitch with no good qualities of her own, and she knows it, who has to dis those who she is nothing but jealous of. If this wasn't true, she wouldn't spend her time needing to put them down.
Unless of course she is just an innate fucking cunt, who absolutely cannot be helped.
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Oh, and a trend here that occurs so frequently it cannot always just be typos: For all you semi-illiterate losers, it's DEFINITELY not defiNATEly, and THEY'RE not THEIR or THERE for the abbreviated THEY ARE. And please, losers, appostrophes. They, you know, kind of indicate the difference between IT IS (IT'S) and ITS (as in - belonging to "it").
Oh, sorry. I forgot. You guys aren't here to be taught 2nd grade grammar and spelling, you're here to have your distorted version of entertaining fun, ie. sitting around in front of and hiding behind your (note this spelling of "your" means possesion, and you guys shouldn't use it to mean YOU ARE - YOU'RE), computers to dis fellow human beings and jerk off over smutty-porn-whores.
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she is famous for being ugly
ps sarah,you are just propagandizing,you said all american guys(i guess you mean
whites) , so may i ask how many percent marry them , less than 1%???how many famous people are with them, 2 or 3?.how many movies about it in recent years?the lastest i saw was made in 1994, forrest gump, disabled legless gary sinise with an asian woman....
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sarah ,you are a fat ugly old, tacky, trashy, tasteless , unsociable, stupid, white male and a virgin, and even never been kissed. to find sandra oh pretty
.if you don't have any trait above, then you are the most politically correct man on the planet...
or you are the kindest person in the world that just pity her????
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Sandra Oh is plain scary. Who wants to see an ugly face on TV, except for a beast role? Get her off the air.
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Abusive use of Photoshop on the cover ! The pic looks blurry. And WTF with her eyebrows?! She always looks surprised. Fugly bitch !
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NOT MOST,ALL ASIAN BITCHES ARE FUCKING UGLY. YOU STUPID CUNT.
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OMG! I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks she's homely. I thought the same thing when I saw the cover...with the "I can't believe they put her photo, shit! THAT photo, on the cover.
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This is like trying to polish a tennis shoe.
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whew that cover photo is wrong. i got the issue and thought they were using aliens on the covers now. they could have used an inside pic for the cover. it really is not a good look for her
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oh schap, and asian ALF!!
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Her mug makes baby jesus cry.
She is lucky enough to have a couple of billion chinese supporters on her side, otherwise she would be cleaning the sperm entrails of the bed in my motel room for less than minimum wage.
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CLEANING SPERM ENTRAILS OF THE BED IN MOTEL ROOM. YOU'RE A FUCKING SICK SON OF A BITCH.
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SANDRA IS FUCKING UGLY. SANDRA IS FUCKING FUGLY. BUTTA FACE BUTTA FACE BUTTA FACE.
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