The Bastardly Morning Report by Hasbeen Musicians

*Looks up at the photos*

Gah! My God, what the fuck is that?

Sophia

*Looks up at the photos*

Gah! My God, what the fuck is that?

for real! the dude on the right looks like skelator!!!!!! yes, thats right, i watched He-Man!!!!!!

holy shit! i like older dudes, but damn!

ps--who is the one on the left?

I watched this last night on VH1 Classics channel. BORING AS FUCK.

Patti Smith: Nice heartfelt speech, but she's uglier that a mule eating briars. One of the songs she sang was "Rock and Roll Nigger". It's not a racist song, as she later explained, but I bet the brothers in the audience just fucking FROZE when they heard that.

REM: Cool to see them back together with Berry on drums. They sounded great. Stipe is one strange cat though.

Grandmaster Flash: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING IN THE ROCK HALL OF FAME? Just more PC bullshit and politics. Let me guess, Journey goes in the Rap HoF next year. Anyway, they were all back on stage except for Cowboy, who had passed away. Racist...er...Rev Al Sharpton welcomed them in.

Ronettes: Older than dirt, but they sang a few songs and were decent. Ronnie's speech went on for what seemed like HOURS.

Van Halen: This one pissed me off. Only Michael Anthony and Sammy Hagar showed up, and Velvet Revolver completely butchered Aint Talkin Bout Love and Runaround. Slash completely sucked on guitar. A Holiday Inn lounge act could have done a better job. Sammy and Mike later came out to sing Why Can't This Be Love, but it was with Paul Schaffer fucking up the keyboards and fucking HORNS in the band. Van Halen with horns? WTF!!! It was gay as fuck and sounded like ASS. This was VH's most opportune moment to pay special thanks to the fans, and they gave the fans a "fuck you" instead by having the rest of the group not showing up to perform even just one freaking song.

Then at the end ALL the inductees came out, with former inductees in tow, to sing some Patti Smith song I never heard before. Including Keith Richards and Stephen Stills. With at least 10 guitars playing and everyone singing over each other, it sounded like shit. It reminded me of playing the recorder flute things in 2nd grade music class.

Anyway, there's the HoF awards show in a nutshell. I think they are reairing it this Friday.

Patty is ugly but she has a lot of personality...."Because the night" is such a great song! Keith is ugly to...but he got style!

Hah, hah, hah, I watched this last night too and i completely agree with Big Papi. Patty Smith is definately ugly.

patti smith has more song writing skills in her pinky than 99.9% of the artists today. oh that's right, no one writes songs, they just curse and say i want mine over and over. she was never a looker and believe me, the fact that keith richards is still alive is a testament to modern medical technology. this guy has more drugs in his system than almost everyone else combined.

Christine, that's Patti Smith on the left....aka "Because The Night" was one of her hits from the 70s.