Bastardly Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan Might Have Either Heartburn, Back Pain or a Loose Bra Strap!!
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
We outsourced doctors to review these photos & as soon as they get back to us, we'll post up the results. In the meantime, please take a second to guess the latest tragedy in Lindsay's life:
She's patting herself on the back trying to cough up upcoming cum.
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What bra strap?
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She's trying to hold her soul in because it keeps screaming and trying to escape.
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She's trying to remove the post-it from her back that says "Whore, help yourself"
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This self-obsessed mistake for a human seems to be completely unaware of how pathetic and humiliating her simpleton image has become. I've never seen anyone take such enjoyment in their bras...why wasn't she just shipped to Arabia? They'd make good use of her hollywood trump ass.
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I'd do her in the butt, and give her mom the rusty nail.
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I see she decided against the 'black snake moan' outfit whilst shopping this time.
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bra as in for boobs:S?
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