The Bastardly Minute With... Salma Hayek

19 Scandalous Comments

Overrated mustache-wielding tranny. So she's got boobs. She's also got junk.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 2:03pm
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Natural and still hot at 40. Works for me...

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 2:12pm
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Sullen Girl, you have me speechless. Not only are we (the pervert/stalker community) now robbed of Salma fantasies by a guy that looks like Joe Lieberman, but you're attacking her legacy.

Shame on you. (She is sooooo hot.)

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 2:16pm
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That was obviously before she got pregnant.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 2:21pm
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Sullen Girl's just intimidated, that's all.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 2:48pm
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Not really hot anymore, but are those titties real? I would love to suck one them.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 3:25pm
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Sullen Girl, what do you think about big boobs?

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 3:33pm
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I'm neither shamed nor intimidated. If you think trannies are hot than so be it. She's just not my cup of tea.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 4:07pm
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Perfection.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 4:21pm
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that kid of hers is gonna be so damn lucky...i bet he'll want to breastfeed til he's 25.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 5:13pm
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Can't wait to see her boobs when she's 5 months along.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 6:13pm
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She doesn't look knocked up

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 8:22pm
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I'd lick her from head to toe

Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 10:22am
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butterface

Friday, March 30th, 2007 @ 2:32pm
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Shes so beautiful! Some people are jealous and can't admit that

Saturday, March 31st, 2007 @ 10:44pm
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anyways, she is so beautiful,cant stop staring at her pictures, shes also sexy

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 @ 11:25am
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I agree with Sullen girl. I cant even believe people think this woman is hot she is the ugliest thing ever. Even in the movie Dusk till Dawn she was ugly and not even sexy. She looks like Popeye to me. With her big old ugly Popeye looking face all she needs is a cigar to stick in her ugly mouth.

Sunday, August 5th, 2007 @ 2:22pm
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She's beautiful.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 2:17pm
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beautiful--hopefully she can get that stomach back after the little mexi-french bastard is born

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 4:23pm
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