The Beautiful Collien Fernandes Brings The Links!

Collien Fernandes was born on September 26th 1981 in Hamburg, Germany to an Indian father and a Hungarian mother. She has one sister, Elaine, who is younger. Was a member of girl-group Suco e Sol. She is also a television host and occasional actress.

She was featured in and on the cover of the German edition of Maxim Magazine in September 2006. [Wiki]


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She looks like a ratty homeless person...

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 5:41pm
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The face doesn't look very feminine.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 6:00pm
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I've seen better looking trannies...

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 6:10pm
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Yikes. No thanks.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 6:31pm
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She's pretty.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 7:09pm
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not hot at all, where are her tits?, never heard of her, never want to again

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 7:30pm
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alessandra ambrosio has spoiled you guys!

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 7:44pm
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looks like a rat with a botched nose job. and furry arms.

and same boring poses.

she's a terrible model overall.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 8:16pm
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She looks exactly like my doctor. Maybe it's her before she discovered brow waxing and grown-up clothes.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 8:25pm
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is she making a face in the first photo? I'm afraid she might really be like that SCARY!

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 8:54pm
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Whos the girl in the home page of usemycomputer.com today?

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 9:05pm
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Hmmm... Exotic :)

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 9:51pm
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i like her.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 10:11pm
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i think shes hot...

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 10:17pm
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This girl is butt!

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 10:34pm
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chicken legs, no finesse---- she sucks.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 10:54pm
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Ew.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 11:00pm
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umm sorry but i think the general consensus is that this girl is NOT beautiful. NEEEEXT!

Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 2:04am
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ew. her nose is yuk she looks really hairy can u imagine..

Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 5:48am
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you should see some other pics of her, these ones do her no justice

Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 7:51am
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Damn who the fuck slammed the her face with the frying pan??

must be her indian father.. damn Moohinder suresh

Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 8:37am
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Ehh......if it was bend over the bar and ready to go then perhaps....

Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 10:16am
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She taken off my arm...If you don't run....No one will all be slaughtered! Run!

Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 10:59am
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She's got that crazy Paula Abdul look going on...

Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 2:42pm
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Where the hell do her legs come together?

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 1:40am
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She looks better in her other pictures...

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 7:17pm
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Yikes! Fugly for sure...

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 9:58pm
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She's not ugly. But she's not hot either.

Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 8:37am
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Get da fuck out of ma face you fugly bitch!

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 7:18pm
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