The Beautiful Collien Fernandes Brings The Links!
Thursday, March 15th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

Collien Fernandes was born on September 26th 1981 in Hamburg, Germany to an Indian father and a Hungarian mother. She has one sister, Elaine, who is younger. Was a member of girl-group Suco e Sol. She is also a television host and occasional actress.
She was featured in and on the cover of the German edition of Maxim Magazine in September 2006. [Wiki]
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She looks like a ratty homeless person...
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The face doesn't look very feminine.
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I've seen better looking trannies...
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Yikes. No thanks.
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She's pretty.
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not hot at all, where are her tits?, never heard of her, never want to again
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alessandra ambrosio has spoiled you guys!
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looks like a rat with a botched nose job. and furry arms.
and same boring poses.
she's a terrible model overall.
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She looks exactly like my doctor. Maybe it's her before she discovered brow waxing and grown-up clothes.
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is she making a face in the first photo? I'm afraid she might really be like that SCARY!
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Whos the girl in the home page of usemycomputer.com today?
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Hmmm... Exotic :)
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i like her.
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i think shes hot...
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This girl is butt!
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chicken legs, no finesse---- she sucks.
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Ew.
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umm sorry but i think the general consensus is that this girl is NOT beautiful. NEEEEXT!
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ew. her nose is yuk she looks really hairy can u imagine..
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you should see some other pics of her, these ones do her no justice
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Damn who the fuck slammed the her face with the frying pan??
must be her indian father.. damn Moohinder suresh
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Ehh......if it was bend over the bar and ready to go then perhaps....
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She taken off my arm...If you don't run....No one will all be slaughtered! Run!
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She's got that crazy Paula Abdul look going on...
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Where the hell do her legs come together?
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She looks better in her other pictures...
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Yikes! Fugly for sure...
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She's not ugly. But she's not hot either.
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Get da fuck out of ma face you fugly bitch!
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