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- Julia Roberts Showing Off That Beautiful Pregnant Belly [I'm Not Obsessed]
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- The story behind Rose McGowan's droopy eye(s) [Cele|bitchy]
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- Emma Watson mug-blood whore in Potter 6 & 7 [Fatback and Collards]
- Kirsten Dunst Will Take Your Breath Away [Yeeeah!]
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- Paris Hilton and Cee-Lo? [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
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- A Nicole Scherzinger Quickie [Popoholic]
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- Man Up Your St. Patrick's Day [Double Viking]
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19 Scandalous Comments

Ooooh damn. She looks cute!!!!

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 6:51pm
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Starbucks goes well with meth, I guess.

But Ashley's still got it. If she'd quit dressing like a bag lady and put on a pound or two, she'd be as hot as ever. I'd be afraid of breaking her as she is right now.

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 6:58pm
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Amen Jenn! :)

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 7:06pm
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She may be hot but it looks like she's about to trip over that stupid skirt she's wearing.

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 7:30pm
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She's gorgeous. I don't like her skirt, but she's still amazingly beautiful. Her and the one that's on crack, too.

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 7:31pm
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I've always found MaryKate more attractive. Despite being all anorex-ified/coke-headed, she's much more smiley looking than her sister who's forever pouting.

Neither of them are incredibly beautiful, but they are cute underneath their ridiculous clothes.

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 7:54pm
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shed luk hot
if she wore something sexier

as in dressed more like Rachel Bilson
or Sophia Bush

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 9:56pm
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I wouldn't ride that cokeskank even with a hazmat suit on!

I can smell the waft's of the ocean coming out from under that dress through my monitor! She needs to get back on her Zovirax or Valtrex dosage on a more regular basis... The herpstench is blinding the paparazzi..!

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 11:01pm
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i for one am glad these stinky little trolls are shielding us from the fug...in fact, they should just complete the look and wear ski masks...

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 11:25pm
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She doesn't look so bad here.. well, not as bad as usual.

I don't understand.. for someone who has millions the Olsens still choose to dress like street bums. Someone needs to smack 'em. They have petite lil bodies that would look great in minis.

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 1:32am
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again with the fucking Starbucks...you make millions...so why are you drinking that bullshit, and nah I don't think she is hot, they are both annoying.

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 5:40am
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Haha homeless baby monkeys? Careful, these are the richest monkeys in town and I can see a picture of you bloggers under the label "mindless drooling bastard baboons" after they buy your asses out.

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 8:21am
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oh, do i want to stick my cock in her

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 9:54am
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A family of Somali refugees could take shelter in those pants.

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 12:36pm
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As for as I'm concerned, the Olsens are the hotness. I like their sense of dress... in NY, no one even gives them a second glance, trust me. Actually, if one of them walks by you, you do a double take, and go, "Was that an elf or an Olsen?" True story.

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 6:01pm
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Hot. I'd like to give her a little cheering up, if you know what I mean.

I mean sex.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 3:04am
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i hate da dressingg
buh shez pretty!

SHE NEEDZ TO GROWWW!

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 1:44am
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Ashley is gorgeous. I wish she would put on some hoochie mini dress and get photographed so we could prove it to you narrow-minded bastards.

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 6:59pm
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maybe a few dayz wif da PCD
can sexi hur uP!

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 1:44am
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