The Bastardly Minute With... Portia De Rossi

Not flattering....The second picture is ok....She kind of reminds me of a younger Faye Dunaway here.....Normally that would be flattering....If she didn't look like a ghost.

Are these pictures recent? I haven't seen her look this good in ages.

I've always found her eyes stunning. I'd drink her bathwater.

Cute, but boring.

I'd have to go lez for her. Literally.

Looks like a man in Pic 4.
Get the Ellen munchin' ho outta here

That's just incredible white beauty.

Eduardo beat me to it. She looks like Faye Dunaway playing Joan Crawford in Mommy Deareast. The eyebrows in the first pic kinda freaked me out. But lucky Ellen Degenerate gets to taste that honeypot every single night.

I think she's hot. I'd totally shove Ellen Degeneres out from between her legs and take over.

Yeah, but her breath smells like Ellen's pussy.

She's beautiful. The bastardly question is whether you would still pound her cervix if it meant you had to do Ellen too.

It makes me want to punch myself in the balls and walk home in the rain.

Even the thought of her with Degeneris would make me prefer Paris Hilton.

SILVIA NAVARRO IS MORE BEAUTIFUL

She never had a pretty face, and her eyebrows look weirder than ever.

It´s that fugly dyke from Ally Mcbeal.

ellen must eat some seriously good pussy

The second picture is from a 99 (or somewhere around there) edition of Cosmo. These pictures are at least five or six years old.

she apparently isn't eating anything.

She's haunting that house with her whiteness!

Yes, nice vanilla.

I like girls that eat at the Y