Bastardly Just Learned... Kirsten Dunst Won Ugliest Female Star Award

It took a little time, but we finally figured out what award Kirsten Dunst won. It's great to see that finally extremely ugliest is being recognized as a prized asset.

Way to go Kirsten! We hope you stay ugly & keep winning ugly awards every year!

And now for the morning links...

- Jessica Simpson Gives John Mayer Some Hand. [THE GRUMPIEST]

- Will Ferrell and a Polar Bear Rug. He looks so sexy! [TIME]

- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End [THE BLEMISH]

- Paris Hilton's New Victim [DLISTED]

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Well deserved. She lobbied hard, lost way too much weight, flatted out her tits and made them saggy, keeps her lips very thin and her eyes squinty. She's a true winner.

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 10:52am
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And don't forget her prize-winning yellow/brown snaggle teeth!

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 11:29am
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BUTTERTOOTH! Ugly cunt who thinks she can park in handicapped spots.

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 1:58pm
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Please stop with those pictures! Show some humanity, we can't take anymore!

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 2:11pm
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Congrats, Kirsten! I vote for you ;)

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 8:13pm
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lets hope she'll sweep the fuggies...next week...

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 9:23pm
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Congrats, Kirsten! You deserve this prize.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 8:48am
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This conversation is over.

Sunday, April 29th, 2007 @ 2:23pm
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squinty eyes?, no, the saddest thing on the site is some people dislike her

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 11:26am
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