Bastardly Booty Rating: Vida Guerra
Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Here's an interesting tidbit we received from John about Ms. Guerra:
VIDA GUERRA REVEALED. She's a LIAR I just came accross this post for Vida Guerra and I answered with a comment they did not want you to see. They banned me right away and erased my comment.
So here it is: her write up and the reply they did not want you to see! Her Comment: and by her I mean she goes and posts this stuff herself! Vida Guerra is one of the most desired women on the planet. All of the magazines of which she is a cover is a definite top seller because hers is a body and face that sells. In fact, she has built a reputation among magazine publishers who want to increase their sales. By hiring her they guarantee a significant increase in the sell through rates of their magazine. Looking at Vida, you would immediately think that she is full of self confidence because she is constantly mentioned as one of the most beautiful faces on earth.But in a recent interview, Vida has revealed that she, like any other women, have also been wracked with insecurities.She said that she initially did not want to pursue modeling because she is too short. She said that she is only 5'3. In an industry where models are supposed to be tall. She said that ever since she was a young girl she had wanted to become a model, as well as become an actress and a singer but she thought those goals were not reachable for a girl like her. She said it was this belief that made her not pursue her dreams when she was younger. But the break she received when her boyfriend sent her photo to FHM magazine. It gave her the courage to actually start pursuing her dreams having realized that despite what he sees as her disadvantages she was able to fulfill on of her childhood fantasies. Now Vida is determined to fulfill her other goals in life.
My ANSWER they didnt let you see and the truth theyre trying to hide: Great Face? You must be looking at her upside down, either that or vida you're writing this yourself. R u kidding, vida is known as THE BUTTAFACE! great BUTT but NOT the FACE!Her brother owns a search engine optimization company which uses spamdexing and cloaking to make us believe she has over 8 million pages on google when she only has a few thousand, (mind you not even pamela , carmen electra, and marilyn monroe together have that many pages) he also spammed FHM into believing that all these readers liked her after she sent the pictures to FHM herself cause she figured after stripping in Jersey this was a step up. FHM kept putting her on because they were receiving all these fake computer generated by her brother emails, saying they liked her ass(im not saying we werent writing just not to the extent of the spamming), so when they sent thousands and thousands of these fake emails FHM finally put her on the cover, then .........they go bankrupt! Only other mags she's been on are Blackmen's, and SSX, and do you know why? because these magazines are also struggling financially thanks to the internet revolution so they cannot afford to pay the model. In order to not spend money on different shoots why not take FREE Vida for a whole day of nonstop pictures and make a couple of magazines with her in it, totally lowers production costs by the thousands and we dont have to pay the girls. She then, uses the same brother to mass spread the supposed p**ssy pictures taken on her phone, by her, to say they were stolen! The monkey bs music label she was under (which never had any artist nor distribution deal for that matter) realizes this and drops her. They then begin bombarding Playboy with the same spamming as if sooooo many people are writing (all her brother and that global sports company) she agrees to doing it for free and says she is doing it for the money playboy paid. Playboy doesnt mind, its FREE and it makes them look like they have alot of money to pay out,so they do it. Out come the pics to Horrible sales, all the pics were free on the net by her stupid brother (who should have at least waited until something sold before putting them out) and then she mass produces blogs saying stuff like above: "She has built a reputation among magazine publishers who want to increase their sales."
The Game and Vida are both in on it, therefore: the last cover she is on, who used old pictures so to not even spend money on a shoot for her.The music?? they've been trying to get any station to pick it up and nothing, thats why you dont hear it, not cause shes working on it.And that comment that she is constantly being mentioned as one of the most beautiful FACESON EARTH, NOW REALLY...............................which face?LOL BY WHO??? Vida stop writing these blogs trying to deceive people, I mean really all it takes is one look at you to know that previous statement is a lie. One thing I can give you is that you are definitely trying, but there are ways of doing it without lying to US or the search engines. But not to worry, the search engines are beginning to see this and she may soon be banned, and who knows, I may actually take this information to the press!
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I don't care. She's got a great ass, she's eye candy and sounds like she's smart, too.
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Joslin is clearly one of her brother's minions :P. That ass is just too damn big. She needs to lay off the sammiches and 40 ouncers for a while to get that thing under control.
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Nasty bitch needs to wipe better... If you look close, you can see the shit stains along the rim of her ass on those shorts!
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OHHH Come on now! HOW THE FUCK WILL I BE ABLE TO READ THIS HATER'S LIFESTORY WHILE LOOKING AT VIDA'S ASS!!!
And I do beleive that girl with asset like her should be hire as "visual support" in all hight schools' anatomy classes court or sexual education.
And by that way...I don't know (and alos don't care...) who the f**ck is that "Somebody", but I do beleive that if you think that as is to big, it's may be because you schlong is simply too short. Now, stay out of big people matters....
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That is what she is counting on.......The attention span deficiency of the American citizens......Taking a minute to read something might enlighten you to the fact that she's a scammer....People wonder why scammer are so successful these days.....This is why.
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OHHH Come on now! HOW THE FUCK WILL I BE ABLE TO READ THIS HATER’S LIFESTORY WHILE LOOKING AT VIDA’S ASS!!!
And I do beleive that girl with asset like her should be hire as “visual support†in all hight schools’ anatomy classes court or sexual education.
And by that way…I don’t know (and also don’t care…) who the f**ck is that “Somebodyâ€, but I do beleive that if you think that that ass is to big, it’s may be because you schlong is simply too short. Now, stay out of big people matters….
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Damn! My bad! I post that same illumination twice.... I think I should stop touching myself while lookin' at Vida's photo and writing those sh***ttt...
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cottage cheese please!
Ew, ugly face...
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I understand variances in taste. Someone of you may not be attracted to her, whereas I would punish her sexually and don't understand your opinion at all.
However John really aired her ass out. If you'll pardon the pun. I'll be watching to see if this is true.
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Straight to anal with this one.
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Oh dear oh dear, not a pretty picture being painted there.....
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She really does look like that guy from the Karate Kid movies. Not good.
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I don´t like her fuck face! NEXT!
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That diatribe was funny.
The only thing I don't like about Vida are the tats. Otherwise, she's all right. Extra credit for the booty.
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diaper ass...
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Nothing but a great ass; her face is boring. She has droopy eyes and her legs look stumpy.
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overrated tranny...
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Great ass? OMG, that`s what I call fat. And her face...she looks like Britney Spears in better times. Nothing special.
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John , I love you. Disgusting chick through and through..it looks like she has two baboon asses stuck together with the stinking bullshit she spews from her troll face.
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This almost makes up for all the assless wonders I've suffered through so far.
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VIDA HASS THE BETS ASS OF ALL THE GIRLS IN THE WORLD. I WISH I HAD HER IN MY BED RIGTH NOW.
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VIDA IF YOU READ THIS I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I WANT TO FUCK YOU.
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I dont get it. She doesnt have a big ass. I have a bigger ass than her. I mean if you look closely shes always trying to make it seem bigger through computer enhancements or shots from the side. Her ass is not that big. I've seen way bigger. I mean a real ass like Buffie's. Now thats something to admire. But Vida shes like meh.
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[...] Bastardly Booty Rating: Vida Guerra Vida Guerra is one of the most desired women on the planet. All of the magazines of which she is a cover is a definite top seller because hers is a body and face that sells. In fact, she has built a reputation among magazine publishers … [...]
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her down syndrome lookin ass face aint got shit on somaya reece or gloria velez...those women are beautiful with the big ol asses...not this busted ass hoe...
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Shit, Gloria Velez is ugly too! I've seen bigger asses, and nicer ones. Any hoe can arch her back to make it look like she has a little booty in her trunk. Anyway, ugly face, okay ass... she really needs to get over herself.
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she got a booty but she mostly pokin out.
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who the fuck is gonna read all that? just give us the t&a.
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Oh right a fucking essay about it!!! Jesus CHRIST, man, get a life.
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wow cool info!
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although she does have a nice ass
she is FUGLYYYYY
like shitt the woman is a midget and her face looks like shit
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