Bastardly Breaking News! Halle Berry's sponsored by FIJI water!
Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
It's been reported that FIJI water execs are upset over Halle's inability to properly face the FIJI label towards the paparazzi camera, in addition, there is speculation of what Halle mixed with the pure FIJI water to come about with that purple stuff concoction.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Halle Berry With The Morning Weather Report!
- Halle Berry @ Some Yoga / Dance Studio in L.A.
- Bastardly Breaking News! Halle Berry bought a pre-made fruit tray and not seedless watermelon on sale!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Halle Berry wears orange bikini top!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Halle Berry Has TWO Dogs!! Oh My!
Looks like Southern Comfort to me.
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Looks like a jin 'n juice mix bottled up Lindsay Lohan's way (you know, the ex-rehab-alcoholic-soon-to-again-rehab who bottle up alcohoc in water bottled to mask it up...). Wrapped up in a grocery brown bag (the bottle, not the face you bastards!), she would be a ghetto queen!
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That companies shareholders must be happier than pigs in sh*t, with all the celeb endorsement going on.
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She be fugly and I don´t like her tits!
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She looks awful.
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she's wearing a beach cover up as a dress. still looks better than 99.5% of people with full make up and nice clothes.
fiji should pay ME. i am so their brand ambassador. better do it. smartwater by glaceu is a pretty close 2nd, biotches.
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She s the most overrated woman in all of HOlly Wood. I will never understand why people say she is beautiful. She's an old ugly bitch and always has been! I think because she is so ugly nobody can be jealous of her so therefore they just say she's beautiful!
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janine: STFU up you dumb racist bitch!
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[...] not an acceptable refreshment selection at The Bastardly Mercado. Might we suggest some Aquafina or FIJI water [...]
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Halle is by no means ugly. You need glasses. While she may not be everyone's cup of tea, I'm sure nobody's kicking her out of bed in the morning. How about you?
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