Bastardly Breaking News! Kirsten Dunst avoids being hit by car door!

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Perhaps she should try walking on the pavement instead of down the middle of the road...? I hear pavement walking is all the rage now. Everyone's doing it.

Maybe she's been banned from walking on the pavement because she was scaring the children.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 3:05pm
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wats up with the choice of footwear for the attire....maybe she's doin the mr. bean thing of changing along the way.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 3:11pm
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Mr. Chubby and I are going to rent "Jumanji" this weekend to remind ourselves how cute she used to be.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 3:41pm
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king biscuit

Perhaps she should try walking on the pavement instead of down the middle of the road…? I hear pavement walking is all the rage now. Everyone’s doing it.

Maybe she’s been banned from walking on the pavement because she was scaring the children.

oh!!! oh! aaa hahahahahaha!!! im sory drunk @ lucnh with my father heehee! :)
she has nice legs tho, you cant deny that :)

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 3:52pm
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maybe she’s doin the mr. bean thing...

I wonder if she brought her bear too?

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 4:49pm
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Yet another pic of a fugly whore... Doing you bastardly best to keep my dick from ever getting hard again I see!

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 4:52pm
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Saggy corspe walking!!

I don't think she's fug, but I'll join in as I see it's what the cool kids are doing.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 4:58pm
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Saggy corspe walking? Isn't that the sequel to Dead Man Walking?

I actually don't think she's fug either....Her attitude is fug though.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 6:19pm
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She's an ugly cunt.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 6:29pm
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Can't stand it anymore! Please stop posting those horrible pics!

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 7:53pm
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I don't know why I despise her so. It's really not fair to her at all. After all, I still watch movies with other so-so actresses.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 11:33pm
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Nice X-legs. I wonder if she kicks out the cellar windows walking by.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 2:49am
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She does indeed look as though she has nice pins.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 7:00am
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Eduardo "the freek"

Saggy corspe walking? Isn’t that the sequel to Dead Man Walking?

hahahahahaha!!!!! i loved that one!!!! why cant i be as witty as everyone else....(?!)

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 5:21pm
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That was close

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 8:32am
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Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 7:52am
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Kirsten is more purdy and cute than 99.9% of the plastic trolls out there. She is one cool lady imo.

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 @ 9:47pm
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