Bastardly Breaking News! Kirsten Dunst avoids being hit by car door!
Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Perhaps she should try walking on the pavement instead of down the middle of the road...? I hear pavement walking is all the rage now. Everyone's doing it.
Maybe she's been banned from walking on the pavement because she was scaring the children.
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wats up with the choice of footwear for the attire....maybe she's doin the mr. bean thing of changing along the way.
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Mr. Chubby and I are going to rent "Jumanji" this weekend to remind ourselves how cute she used to be.
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king biscuit
Perhaps she should try walking on the pavement instead of down the middle of the road…? I hear pavement walking is all the rage now. Everyone’s doing it.
Maybe she’s been banned from walking on the pavement because she was scaring the children.
oh!!! oh! aaa hahahahahaha!!! im sory drunk @ lucnh with my father heehee! :)
she has nice legs tho, you cant deny that :)
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maybe she’s doin the mr. bean thing...
I wonder if she brought her bear too?
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Yet another pic of a fugly whore... Doing you bastardly best to keep my dick from ever getting hard again I see!
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Saggy corspe walking!!
I don't think she's fug, but I'll join in as I see it's what the cool kids are doing.
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Saggy corspe walking? Isn't that the sequel to Dead Man Walking?
I actually don't think she's fug either....Her attitude is fug though.
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She's an ugly cunt.
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Can't stand it anymore! Please stop posting those horrible pics!
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I don't know why I despise her so. It's really not fair to her at all. After all, I still watch movies with other so-so actresses.
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Nice X-legs. I wonder if she kicks out the cellar windows walking by.
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She does indeed look as though she has nice pins.
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Eduardo "the freek"
Saggy corspe walking? Isn’t that the sequel to Dead Man Walking?
hahahahahaha!!!!! i loved that one!!!! why cant i be as witty as everyone else....(?!)
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That was close
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Kirsten is more purdy and cute than 99.9% of the plastic trolls out there. She is one cool lady imo.
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