The Bastardly Asks... What color is Natalie Portman's panties?
Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
These snaps were from the Costume Gala... I have no idea what that is but not that I really care.
do her
Reply to this Comment
Red?
Reply to this Comment
I'll tell ya when I'm done sniffing them.
Reply to this Comment
Oh my Lord! I think 'm sick 'cause I find Nathalie Portman on those pics enought sex appealing to actually get an erection (beginning...)!!!
Please someone help me! I became a sick bastard!!!!
Reply to this Comment
I think the color is HOT!
Reply to this Comment
I WOULD EAT THOSE PANTIES.
Reply to this Comment
Aww...she got the bottom of her dress all wet.
She should have known to move the dress aside when she squatted down to pee...on Big Papi.
Oh yeah, I think they're a burgundy color.
Reply to this Comment
Her feet are too big for those shoes.
Reply to this Comment
She looks very attractive in an ice maidenish way in these pics. She is certainly holding the front of that dress up. Hmm.
Reply to this Comment
Wow...Strangely enough I don't care....She is so beautiful here....I'm just speechless....Not typeless...Just speechless.....
Reply to this Comment
mmm..very dude-like legs, pass
Reply to this Comment
She is the most beautiful thing ever. I've thought so since Leon.
Reply to this Comment
i say red too
Reply to this Comment
Those strings in the front look like they're about to snap...oh what a treat THAT would be for you bastards!
Reply to this Comment
damn!
Reply to this Comment
She's definately beautiful, but my GOD those are some ugly feet and ankles in the 1st picture! Cankle alert!
Reply to this Comment
Uf, what a face. A perfect beauty.
Hurts not to measure 7.90 more inches....
Reply to this Comment
Oh man... its hilarious. My fiancee looks so much like her that her own mother can't tell some pictures of Natalie apart from her own daughter. I gotta get my lady that dress... minus the panties of course, because seriously, fuck that noise.
Reply to this Comment
hmm...i'll go out on a limb and guess a purple thong...
Reply to this Comment
she irritates me as much as kiki dunst does. boo. over.
Reply to this Comment
lite green. tone-on-tone, of course. she's bastardly classy. and hot.
Reply to this Comment
stunning since her hair grew back.. stunning
Reply to this Comment
I would like very much to wear her panties as an oxygen mask. My God, is she beautiful.
Reply to this Comment
she's really beautiful.
Reply to this Comment
ahhhhh Natalie, so classy and a real lady...no skanky cut off denim shorts and to tight tank tops for her...
Awesome actress, incredibly beautiful and just divine and last time she was over, she left a pink pair...
Reply to this Comment
Nice grammar.
Reply to this Comment
Does not look too bad, but I still don´t want to bang her.
Reply to this Comment
just so the world knows..i want to eat natalie portman's shit and fuck her and not nessecarily in that order
Reply to this Comment
tiger noboby gives a shit if your cunt fiance looks like natalie..does your bitch fuck like natalie? love to find out...MMMMmmmm!
Reply to this Comment
I would fuck her little tight pussy in a heartbeat! Then fuck her up the ass and squeez her little titties!
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!