The Bastardly Minute With... Michelle Bass
Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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mmmm fake boobies..... Homer J. Simpson
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holy look at those bazoombas!
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nice fuckin' eyeshadow
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Oh. Dear.
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Bad eyeshadow & fake boobies.
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CUM-DUMPSTER 5000!!!!
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I'd spooge in that pit.
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shes ok, but her eyes freak me out! nice ta tas!;)
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is it halloween?
this is nasty.
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[...] Michelle Bass has very large eyes. Not really, she has giant boobies. (Bastardly) [...]
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Looks like she got the entire Tijuana Brass in those things.....Including Herb Albert!
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Michelle Bass' Tits and Cleavage Are So...?...
I'm more of an ass guy, but Micehlle Bass' tit in this pic makes me go absolutely out of my mind....
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i bet she smells like bass
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[...] Michelle Bass has very large eyes. Not really, she has giant boobies. (Bastardly) [...]
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Her eye makeup screams tart, but the rest of her screams...hooker. Its confusing.
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she looks like she bathes in fuckin crisco! and like her eye shadow was applied by a lsd-tripping clown.
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Just a fug with fake tits. Pass.
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Boy is she proud of those puppies. That was definitely a $6,000 well spent.
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Eduardo "the freek"
Looks like she got the entire Tijuana Brass in those things
hahahahahahahaa!!! i was just thinking that!
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Somebody went to the plastic surgeon when she should have been at the dentist. YIKES!
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You really have to feel sorry for this woman.
She doesn't have looks (her face is more than plain - it's actually unattractive) so she has probably spent her entire life trying to get male attention.
Hence, the enormous fake boobs, fake tan, fake nails, fake teeth, and 100 pounds of very childish makeup.
Seriously. I stopped wearing turquoise eyeshadow when I was 14.
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So your saying I shouldn't wear blue shadow anymore?
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Yo Rasheed, i'm starting to think your gay man. Every bitch to you is fug. What the fuck are you tapping besides your hand, faggot?
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Oh yeah, Implant Undercleavage.... That's Hot...
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Her surgeon really pumped up the tyre pressure, those tits look like they're about to explode.
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even the professional pictures in back of her are ugly...
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Haha yo J-Sin, I bet Rasheed tells everyone he's straight, but I think that just means he sleeps only with men, thus he's on the straight and narrow path.
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If I was hittin dat and looked down and saw that goofy looking face making f*ckfaces with that eyeshadow, I'd just start LMAO. I guess her rack is the only place to look..oh and her armpit.
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Terrible. Punch self in balls. Walk home in rain...
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who the fuck died and did her make up?? did she look in the mirror, why is she even wearing a dress im not going to even bother with the other pics
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butta. next.
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Bonghit
If I was hittin dat and looked down and saw that goofy looking face making f*ckfaces with that eyeshadow, I’d just start LMAO. I guess her rack is the only place to look..oh and her armpit.
bwwwaaahahahahah!!!! oh god, the armpit is vile, i thought it was another mistake of a pic of brit;s vajayjay
love your name too! ;)
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Uh-oh. The eye-shadow. It's burning my eyes.
Who's this implant ho anyway?
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[...] Michelle Bass has very large eyes. Not really, she has giant boobies. (Bastardly) [...]
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i would fuck her tits so hard she actually has a nice butt i would do her anal aswell
so fukin hottt
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My wife says if you keep showing pics of greasy fug's, that she will not allow me to come here anymore. The pics are taking away my sexual drive, and she won't stand for it! :)
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Fake tits, fugly face.
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George is a queer.
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