Bastardly Breaking News!! Charlize Theron Walking Around With Her Purse Zipper Open!!
Friday, March 23rd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Charlize Theron Took Her Dogs To The Veterinarian!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Charlize Theron Will Not Attend The Oscars!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Charlize Theron Does Her Own Groceries @ Whole Foods; Buys Meat!!!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Charlize Theron Does a Wheelie With Her Shopping Cart!!
- Charlize Theron Took Her Dogs To The Beach!

























Sadly, the braless pokies (pages 2 & 5) are on the wrong chick.
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i wonder if she's got her apple bong in there?
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Her feet are too small for her body.
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