For the Bastardly Ladies: Lonely Keanu Reeves Hangs Himself

wow, what a waste.....( still hot tho! ) ill always remember him as Ted "Theadore" Logan.... "....Ru-FAAAS!!!!" sorry, i LOVE that movie!
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Pic # 3 is delicious!

Um....yeah....I'd eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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Constantine wasn't all as bad as the critics said... And besides, Jebus is big business nowadays. Can't blame him for trodding the holy golden path!

Wait, no shoe comments?

What is he? About three feet high and three inches long? He looks like a pretty-boy and if I weren't busy with Bill O'Reilly I'd swing my strap-on that way.

Meh, ok looking, doesn't float my boat though

Oh shit.. I read the title and thought it was for real... such a shame.

I'd hit it!

Yeah i gotta say i would hit that a few times..and then move on to a guy with a brain.

Lol, Evil's such a flunkie. Who says he'd let you near him? "Woody" Allen's more your type.

Pic #3 reminds me of the good old days when Keanu was hot ***Sigh***

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hel yeah!!! :)

Everyone who is a Keanu fan MUST see this video. It is so sad, touching and beautiful that you'll be reminded why you're a Keanu fan in the first place. He really has gone through so much in his personal life. Even the biggest Keanu critic would have to be moved in some way by this video. You can view it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP-EoYL_xwI

Wow! Brandy, that video you posted the link to was intense! I knew Keanu had a lot of tragedy in his life but there's a difference between reading it and actually viewing it. Man, I feel so sorry for him. There's such sadness in his pretty eyes.

But it's not nice to keep saying he's going to kill himself in all of your subject threads. Yeah, Keanu has suffered a lot but he's not desperate to bang women in order to save himself from going off the deep end. Let's be real, here. He's stronger than we all give him credit for.

And Raven, what are you talking about? Keanu is still hot, if not hotter than he was when he was younger. I didn't even get into him until I saw him in Something's Gotta Give. I thought he was too much of a pretty boy back in the 90s. Now his looks are so masculie and sexy. I wanted to jump through the screen when I saw him in Constantine playing such a sexy bad ass. HOT DAMN! And he was so ruggedly sexy in The Lake House. He's like fine wine, he gets better with age.

Oh and I forgot to say. What is with all the Keanu Reeves posts? I'm starting to think you have a hard-on for the guy. I know he's hot and all but you're not his type. He's ALL man and he's just for us ladies so back off!

Amy #17: He is always hot in movies. I even thought he was hot as a damn cartoon in A Scanner Darkly!! But recent pics I've seen of him just out and about with hair growing wildly er...Not so hot.

Oh I understand what you are saying now, Raven. But you have to understand, Keanu have never been a star who is trying to look like a celebrity all the time. When he's not working he grows his hair and a beard I guess to try and be less recognizable. Think about it...Keanu craves his privacy and I think he hides his face under all that hair for some kind of security. And beside, he's never been one to care what others think about his sense of style. That's what i think is so cool about him. He's not conceited at all. And we all know there is a beautfiul face underneath all that hair so it's all good. Even on his worst day, he's the best looking man on the planet.

Amy

What privacy? He's a movie star. Lack of privacy is part of the package and he should learn to deal with it. As for not wanting to be recognised, a guy driving a Porsche and looking such a mess will raise a few eyebrows. And his behaviour: pee on the crotch area of his trousers, spitting at paps (that's gross!)...the list goes on. Jeez! He needs to get himself a boyfriend, girlfriend...whatever floats his boat and stop acting so crazy.

Yeah, I know the beauty is still underneath but I say he should bring it back to the surface where it belongs. Why waste good looks like that???

Sorry, but I will never feel sorry for the stupid paparazzi and will always side with the celebrities. Whenever a star gets back at a pap for stalking them, I say "good for them." The paps have become ruthless, aggressive and they deserve anything that happens to them. I say "way to go, Keanu!" And if looking like a GQ model is all you care about where Keanu is concerned, then you are clueless and aren't worth talking to in the first place. See ya.

I don't give a flying fuck who he's spitting at. You just don't spit at people. It's naaaasty and unhygienic. I don't know him so I can be as superficial as I fucking want. As for the clueless comment, I'm not the one talking about Keanu like I understand him, am I? Crazy bitch!

My take on the whole thing is that spitting is better than slugging the jerk who was obviously way too close to Keanu to be spit at. I agree with Amy that these paparazzi are getting way too agressive. These idiots have zoom lenses so what gives them the right to get up into these celebrities' faces? That to me, is harassment. Apparently nothing was learned from the Princess Diana tragedy.

And by the way if Keanu needs to find a woman fast in order to save his life, I'm here!

Keanu is so fuckin hot. I want a piece of that hot ass of his.

I wouldn't mind swapping spit with Keanu. He's so hot!

Ive been trying to get this guy's personal mailing address for the past week now.Anyone has any clues?

Ohh as i read the title i thought he really did