The Bastardly Morning Report by The Sexy Halle Berry
Friday, March 23rd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
- Tommy Lee is an Equal Opportunity Toe Sucker [DLISTED]
- Not So Grumpy Moment With Adriana Lima [THE GRUMPIEST]
- Anna Nicole Smith Died Of A Sleeping Pill Overdose And A Blood Infection [IMO]
- The Police, Beastie Boys and "Smashing Pumpkins" Headling @ Virgin Fest (Aug. 4-5 at Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore, Md.) [Billboard.com]
Overrated.
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no way shes stunning
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Beautiful
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Extremely made-up/airbrushed photos of an attractive woman.
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The bitch be old and fugly.
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mmm..hotter at 40 then all of those red bull and vodka swigin',chain smokin', 20 year old anorexic bitches will ever be.
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Just imagine her on that sofa...
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she's flawless. she looks healthy and happy. she's very beautiful. i wouldn't say "stunning" unless she's in a ballgown. her look is very marketable which generally isn't "stunning." to me, stunning implies that the person is rather exotic.
she also seems like an awesome person and the kind of person you'd actually want to hang out with vs. the many fake b----es. i.e. i saw carmen electra at an event last year and she was a total b----. if you're in a nasty mood at 10 p.m., you shouldn't have come out. also, from the way she carried herself, you'd think she was some amazing A lister, but no, just willing to sell herself to anyone and anything that comes along.
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Halle still looks good and would certianly get a hot load sprayed over that luscious ass over of hers and her tits as well.
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Overrated? Not from where I'm looking.
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since when does stunning mean exotic???... stunning just means striking beauty and thats what i see when i look at her...
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WOW that skin WOW.
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I never understood the big fuss about this woman. She's not that beautiful there's nothing beautiful about her she doesn't have beautiful eye's or great hair her skin is the color of shit. And that time that she had that short hair the short hair was ugly she did NOT make short hair look good. She looks better than most black women but that is not hard to pull off. She's boring.
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i will love to fuck halle berry someday
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i mean no way shes overrated. shes stunning ^^^ lol
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Oh I forgot to mention. If you go to any website where people talk about which celebrity's get called beautiful but are actually not beautiful. Halley Barry's name always pops up her Sarah Jessica, Jennifer Aniston, Maggie Gylenhail. All those women are overrated.
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i will like to fuck her old ass pussy and make her scream like never before, please hook me up with this bitch and let her have a sweet ass time with my d**k
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I cant find anything wrong with her. She's very pretty.
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larry you are so disgustingly racist, you make me sick.
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