Rant On Angelina Jolie, Brat Pitt, & Pax Pham Quang Sang Thien Jolie
Monday, March 26th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
This post comes by request...
New York Pundit
Post something about Brad Spitt & Slaggalina Holeee… I have some Brangelina suckers of the “Pax is God†love cock, following me from blog to blog, and I need to speak freely to them here at the bastardly. (Other unnamed weblogs hate me because I refuse to swallow the gooey load of their overexposed media hype!) [Source]
Here's the latest news on these people:
- Angelina Jolie MIGHT have pubic hair lice [Last Week's South Park Episode]
- As expected, the mother of Pax Pham Quang Sang Thien Jolie-Pitt has come out &---surprise, surprise---wants her kid back (but will settle for some crack money). I'm pretty sure a "buy-yourself-some-heroin, bitch" money order is on the way.
The biological mother of Angelina Jolie's newly adopted son, Pax Thien, is a heroin addict who will try to get money from the Hollywood superstar, according to the child's grandfather.
Chien Dung, 55, claims his daughter Pham Thu Dung, 29, abandoned her baby two days after his birth. [Hollywood.com]
If I were Pax Pham Quang Sang Thien Jolie-Pitt, I would start crying at the very sight of my heroin-addict mommy. Go Pax!
- People suspect that Binh Pho & Ngo Thu might be behind this latest scandal. Rumor has it that those two sore losers paid some Vietnamese whore to act as Pax Pham Quang Sang Thien Jolie-Pitt's mother to fuck w/ the little bugger. That's fucked up, but if I lost the Angelina Jolie Super Dooper Ultra Adoption Lottery, I would be a bitter asshole, as well.
- And, Angelina Jolie's D-List-nobody-of-a-brother is worried about her.
Angelina Jolie's brother is worried about the Hollywood actress' shocking weight loss following the death of their mother.
Actor James Haven, whose mother Marcheline Bertrand lost a battle to ovarian cancer at the age of 56 on Jan. 27, has expressed his concern over sister Jolie's recent self-neglect. [Hollywood.com]
Rant on, you gossip whores!!!
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt - Angelina Jolie's Latest Adoption Super Dooper Ultra Mega Lottery Winner
- Pax Thien (Lucky Bastard) In Heaven (Angelina Jolie's Arms)
- Angelina Jolie Buys Cheetos For Shiloh & Pax But Not Zahara!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! School Still Hasn't Ended For Angelina Jolie's Kids!!
- Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & Kids Hit the Movies in New Orleans!
It might take me 13 years to get my revenge, but I will get it!! Read my lips Pham, you will be a rebel spoiled american brat, son of a brad. And like any celebrity offspring, will end up in drugs/alcohol/std/anorexia. Then, I will be complete.
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now this is customer service!
rant on New York Pundit
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I think Gary Coleman needs a good home since Mr Drummond kicked it, think they can adopt him?
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angelina is hot
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you americans are some sick bastards.
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ellie, let me guess, you must be either...
australian, french or british?
Which one?
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BRB... I just posted a podcast on Brangelina, and I need to calm myself for a second before I come back here...
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well if brangelina ever hits the skids...imagine the huge welfare check they'll receive...from having all those fucking rugrats...
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I wish someone would tell me why Brad Pitt & Angelina are so special? Why is it that they have such an allure that causes folks to soil their underwear just at the sight of them?
With the exception of this weblog, (and a small minority of others) it appears that anyone who dares speak ill of this couple is branded as a "hater" and deemed as an "outcast"...
Fuck them pussy weblogs, and the bitches that run them I say.
Brangelina WILL IMPLODE. How hard is that to predict? EVERY overexposed, mediawhoring couple that lets their publicist talk them into the "overexposure game" ends up the same way. Imploded... I cannot think of one modern day couple that has not gone down in flames over using that pr scam.
Only thing different, is that Brangelina will drag down the children they are whoring along with them. And that only shows us their colors of Benneton, as in the quote in Pinnochio.. "It goes to show just how low Honest John will go!"
So if the Frogs, Brits, and Kangaroo hoppers don't like the fact that they are idiots that are easily blinded by the media, then fuck them and let them eat rice like Paxiboy...
Deflated lipped whore, and her cock loving, p-whipped, nancy boy deserve all the shittalk they can stomach...
Fuck them and the felching jizz sucker fans that hover under Brad's ass trying to get that last drop of semen as it dribbles down from his shithole...
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Those kid's are ugly. They will definately have money but they will be messed up in other ways.
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nice rant on the podcast, nypundit...very entertaining...
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haha. ya, just heard it too! hilarious.
I'm pretty sure you'd be a fun dude to party it up w/.
you're definitely on our vegas shortlist, man!!!
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Ha ha ha. NYP, that's something else! Ha ha ha.
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http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5985/jolicemq9.jpg
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IT SEEMS LIKE BIG LIPS ARE REQUIREMENT FOR HER TO ADDOPT. WHATS THE MATTER WITH SKINNY LIPS.
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Cor, I'm glad that you calmed down first! Ha.
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BOTH ANGELINA&BRAD DESERVE TO GET SHOT IN THE HEAD. ONE DAY,WHEN THEIR VISITING SOME THIRD WORLD COUNTRY,I HOPE THEY GET ASSASSINATED. I HATE WHORELINA&BRAD ASSHOLE. AFTER WHAT SHE&HIM DID TO JENNIFER. THEY DESERVE MISERY.
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