The Bastardly Caption This, Bitches!
Monday, March 26th, 2007 when Paris usually finishes having sex by lillith
Well, here it is! *Le Caption War fabuleux* and it's brand spanking new...woohoo! For the Bastards out there who are just dying to leave their intellectual marks on photographic crack like the one below. All of you should post captions (I want to see RESULTS RESULTS RESULTS), doesn't matter who you are, where you come from, or how big your penis is, this caption contest will be open to all.
Now, get to posting you filthy bastards!
Caption 1
Now, get to posting you filthy bastards!
Old man In corner: Jesus H Christ Mavis, would you look at that, they let that...ahhh what is it Britanee Shears or somethin?...in here...what is the World coming to I ask you Mavis?...whores the bloody lot of them!!!
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#1. Him: "I show you ancient 3-finger exploding pussy technique."
Her: "It works, you Bastards."
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Caption 2: Britney: Where's my fillet of fish burger!!!! Baby: If we haven't got the burger yet, why do i already smell fish?
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Caption 1:
Dude next to Lindsay - 'Sup man, Willie B. mofo Hardigan in dah house, laying dah smack down on some whack bitches. Shit be tight. Shit be collated!
Lindsay - Gots to lay down some smack on all you whack bitches who ain't jibby enough to groove with dah killah clan.
Caption 2:
Britney - You know, what kills me is how little pre-pubescent punk-ass bitches sitting in front of daddy's computer whacking their weasles off can constantly try to take any kind of moral high ground.
Baby - goo goo ga ga adopt me Miss Jolieeee! Waaahhhh!
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Cap # 1 - Honabull miss Rinsey Rohan,I need 2 x 4 straped to my ass so I don't farr in. Lindsey says, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDE, I'm soooo wasted. Cap 2 Double stack of flap jacks,grits & gravy & a Dr. Pepper & I'll have..............
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Caption 1: She is about two fingers wide!
Caption 2: Thanks Y'all, I forget my bib at home, glad you had one to cover my bra in case I drop some grits!
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pic 1= "Big Papi and Lohan lay down some tracks"
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Caption 1
(Samurai) Lohun like one finga fo each hole, like this!
(Lohan) Oooh that feels so good.
Caption 2
I married who?
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#1- You are now one with the Asahara's Aum Supreme Truth cult, submit bitches! Oh, Lindsey, didn't see you there, you looked like an 80 year old with those wrinkled up prunes. Oh, those are your lips? That'd explain it then. I can use you the next time instead of gas.
#2- Aye don't know whys everyones always picking on po me. Alls I wanted to do was have my baybee and get fat. Do I looks hawt?
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Cap 1
LL: See this guy here? He's my new minder. You try and mess with me, he'll f*ck. you. up!
Mr. A: 'Twice!'
Cap 2
BS (B.S.? Exactly!)
''I know! It's just such a hard and lonely existance at the vanguard of fashion dahling''
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Caption 1: Another victim of Devil Lohan sexy time salutes
Caption 2: "No, I didn't steal the table cloth that I'm wearing! The slut down the street can have her jeans back though, they're way too tight."
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Caption 1 - "Sweet, dood! I think she likes me."
Caption 2 - "I only want strawberries on my stack of pancakes. No blueberries."
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Caption #1: I'm not actually sitting next to this crack whore.
Caption #2: IHOP has a dress code?
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hahaa...i'm glad we found some bastards out there, somewhere (sweden, venezuela, japan) that are funny.
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Cap 1 - This is my friend Bob - we met in rehab and we're in love. That's why I left again. He could hook me up like no one else.
Cap 2 - What do you mean you don't serve trailer park trash! I used to be hot and famous damn it!
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picture #1:
here we have a picture of Lindsey Lohan
desperate for cash to feed her wild addictions
she has been forced become a roadie/sex toy for Japanese death metal band
Nuclear Giant Spider Affliction
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Picture 1: In she nem offa da Loosyfur, keep dis beetch eywey fram mei!!
Picture 2: Daah Dee Dooh Dum... Werggle Werggle....
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Cap #1... (AhSoJoe:) Cool baby... We know Brit is out, and we are prepared. Now show em your pussy baby! (Stingy Blowhan:) Uh, duh... Pussy... oops.... *fart*
Cap #2... (Sliney Smaears:) Lohan has been flashing snatch? Where have I been? (Waiter out of picture:) In rehab, Ms Anti-Christ...
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Caption 1: The chinese Dave Navarro hanging with one of Hollywood's purest.
Caption 2: No sweetie...that's what mommy calls her G spot.
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[...] 3. the sheep professor- #1. Him: “I show you ancient 3-finger exploding pussy technique.†Her: “It works, you Bastards.†[...]
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wow...awesome stuff l.
signed your biggest fan..... :)
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Caption 1: Japanese Satan's, full bodied freckle parties are at best...so-so...or...After sex with Japanese Satan...who wouldn't have a staph-infected...firecrotch...?... and...Japanese Satan says..."Rindsay Rohan is this wide"...
Caption 2: I'll have a double-bacon grease hamburger and a large Cheetos and Red Bull milkshake...can you change my current kid's diaper and manage my career from now on...?...don't worry bout' the burger'...I produce my own cheese...
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